WashPoism

[WestCanMan]

I'm hereby putting forth the term "WashPoism" out as consideration for a new word meaning: "A factually truthful statement or trivial inaccuracy which is immediately branded "A HUGE LIE!!!!!!!" by a charter news outlet, and is thereby forever falsely considered to be a monumental and consequential lie by members of that organization's cultist horde."  

Examples:

1. "Twumpy sed it dint wain duwing his 17-minute inoggowashin speech, but hi-def camewas showed that for at least 15 seckinds there wuz sum lite dwizzo. OMG HOW CAN HE BE AR WEEDOR? DUZ THIS MEEN WE AR OLL EVUL?"
2. "Twumpy sed he dint cowude wif Wusha, but how kood he possably no if he tokked to Wushinz abowt kowuding? Thu FBI is stiw wying at the FISA cort abowt him now, and they mite still be abow to git a judj to awwest him and fro him in jaow."

Translated to conservative:

 

1. "Twump said that it didn't rain during his 17-minute inauguration speech, but hi-def cameras showed that for at least 15 seconds there was some light drizzle. OMG HOW CAN SUCH AN AUDACIOUS LIAR BE OUR LEADER? DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE ARE ALL EVIL?"
2. "Twump said that he didn't collude with Russia, but how could he possibly know if he talked to Russians about colluding? The FBI is still at the FISA court presenting fabricated evidence, lying, and they're still out trying to coerce false testimony from people convicted of crimes that are completely unrelated to collusion, so they might still be able to get a false conviction, in which case, it actually happened."

 

Edited October 3, 2025 by WestCanMan

[robosmith]

The BABY has spoken!

There is STRONG EVIDENCE that Trump's CAMPAIGN (esp Manafort and Flynn) COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS.

[User]

36 minutes ago, robosmith said:

The BABY has spoken!

There is STRONG EVIDENCE that Trump's CAMPAIGN (esp Manafort and Flynn) COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS.

So... you post a picture that has nothing to do with the campaign... 

[Deluge]

1 hour ago, WestCanMan said:

I'm hereby putting forth the term "WashPoism" out as consideration for a new word meaning: "A factually truthful statement or trivial inaccuracy which is immediately branded "A HUGE LIE!!!!!!!" by a charter news outlet, and is thereby forever falsely considered to be a monumental and consequential lie by members of that organization's cultist horde."  

Examples:

1. "Twumpy sed it dint wain duwing his 17-minute inoggowashin speech, but hi-def camewas showed that for at least 15 seckinds there wuz sum lite dwizzo. OMG HOW CAN HE BE AR WEEDOR? DUZ THIS MEEN WE AR OLL EVUL?"
2. "Twumpy sed he dint cowude wif Wusha, but how kood he possably no if he tokked to Wushinz abowt kowuding? Thu FBI is stiw wying at the FISA cort abowt him now, and they mite still be abow to git a judj to awwest him and fro him in jaow."

Translated to conservative:

 

1. "Twump said that it didn't rain during his 17-minute inauguration speech, but hi-def cameras showed that for at least 15 seconds there was some light drizzle. OMG HOW CAN SUCH AN AUDACIOUS LIAR BE OUR LEADER? DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE ARE ALL EVIL?"
2. "Twump said that he didn't collude with Russia, but how could he possibly know if he talked to Russians about colluding? The FBI is still at the FISA court presenting fabricated evidence, lying, and they're still out trying to coerce false testimony from people convicted of crimes that are completely unrelated to collusion, so they might still be able to get a false conviction, in which case, it actually happened."

 

I second it. 

54 minutes ago, robosmith said:

The BABY has spoken!

There is STRONG EVIDENCE that Trump's CAMPAIGN (esp Manafort and Flynn) COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS.

robobot's programming has jammed up again and now he's stuck in 2016. 

[WestCanMan]

3 hours ago, robosmith said:

The BABY has spoken!

There is STRONG EVIDENCE that Trump's CAMPAIGN (esp Manafort and Flynn) COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS.