paxamericana Posted July 17, 2025 Report Posted July 17, 2025 Canada is one of the world's largest producer of toilet paper, this means that over 2 million trees are cut down annually to keep up with demand. Trees offset greenhouse emissions and the environmental impact to deforestation are compounding. Additionally, it takes on average 1.6 gallons of water per flush. A new and innovative idea was found to solve this problem . No need to waste money or increase carbon emission. Go down to your local beaches to defecate, ocean water acts as a natural antiseptic and flushes without the need for electricity. 1 Quote
Nefarious Banana Posted July 17, 2025 Report Posted July 17, 2025 Take your shovel with you. Dig a few clams. They will be bigger than the naturally 'un~fed' ones. Feed the clams, eat the clams . . . And remember . . . there's no 'second~growth' forests until the 'old~growth' forests are flattened. Think of the logger when you reach for that toilet roll . . . or go feed the clams! 1 Quote
herbie Posted July 17, 2025 Report Posted July 17, 2025 (edited) Oooh the 'can't be pro-environment unless you wear sandals and a hair shirt' gang now adds 'cuz you have to wipe your butt' to the list. Get back to us when bidets outsell arsewipe in the USA. Edited July 17, 2025 by herbie Quote
paxamericana Posted July 18, 2025 Author Report Posted July 18, 2025 (edited) 15 hours ago, herbie said: Get back to us when bidets outsell arsewipe in the USA. No that cost water and electricity. We need to make pooing on beaches great again for environmentally conscious Canada. America is more concerned with cow farts. See @robosmith’s post. Edited July 18, 2025 by paxamericana Quote
robosmith Posted July 18, 2025 Report Posted July 18, 2025 3 hours ago, paxamericana said: No that cost water and electricity. We need to make pooing on beaches great again for environmentally conscious Canada. America is more concerned with cow farts. See @robosmith’s post. Yeah, see my POSTS where I told you you're WRONG: it's cow belches NOT farts. But you still can't get it straight cause YOU'RE NOT LISTENING and that makes you IGNORANT. Quote
paxamericana Posted July 18, 2025 Author Report Posted July 18, 2025 (edited) 5 minutes ago, robosmith said: Yeah, see my POSTS where I told you you're WRONG: it's cow belches NOT farts. But you still can't get it straight cause YOU'RE NOT LISTENING and that makes you IGNORANT. Look you’re the cow farts expert not me, please feel free to enlighten these canadians with your insights. Edited July 18, 2025 by paxamericana Quote
robosmith Posted July 18, 2025 Report Posted July 18, 2025 3 minutes ago, paxamericana said: Look you’re the cow farts expert not me, please feel free to enlighten these canadians with your insights. You're no kind of expert on ANYTHING HERE because you don't LISTEN. Quote
paxamericana Posted July 18, 2025 Author Report Posted July 18, 2025 (edited) 8 minutes ago, robosmith said: You're no kind of expert on ANYTHING HERE because you don't LISTEN. Look I share the same goal as you, I want Canadians to have an environmentally sustainable future. Your insight into the cow problems let’s say has exposed the fact that Canadian can move away from those greenhouse gas emitter. This is why I think Canadians should start consuming bugs and use their beaches afterwards. Insects do not produce any cow fart emissions. Edited July 18, 2025 by paxamericana Quote
robosmith Posted July 18, 2025 Report Posted July 18, 2025 19 minutes ago, paxamericana said: Look I share the same goal as you, I want Canadians to have an environmentally sustainable future. Your insight into the cow problems let’s say has exposed the fact that Canadian can move away from those greenhouse gas emitter. This is why I think Canadians should start consuming bugs and use their beaches afterwards. Insects do not produce any cow fart emissions. ^STILL NOT LISTENING. LMAO Quote
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