Original Declaration of Independence found

[CrakHoBarbie]

...in Donald Trump's storage unit. I'm just going to assume Donald thought it was owed to him.... This is satire... Or is it?

 

The New Yorker: Declaration of Independence Found in Trump Storage Unit.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/declaration-of-independence-found-in-trump-storage-unit

Edited December 10, 2022 by CrakHoBarbie

[Legato]

The lawyers informed the Justice Department that they had discovered the eighteenth-century document under a stack of hastily packed items, including several pairs of socks and the Oval Office’s television remote.

 

Satire.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/declaration-of-independence-found-in-trump-storage-unit

 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Legato

[CrakHoBarbie]

9 minutes ago, Legato said:

The lawyers informed the Justice Department that they had discovered the eighteenth-century document under a stack of hastily packed items, including several pairs of socks and the Oval Office’s television remote.

 

Satire.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/declaration-of-independence-found-in-trump-storage-unit

 

This is by far one of the funniest Borowitz reports ever. ?

[Rebound]

On 12/10/2022 at 12:41 PM, Legato said:

The lawyers informed the Justice Department that they had discovered the eighteenth-century document under a stack of hastily packed items, including several pairs of socks and the Oval Office’s television remote.

 

Satire.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/declaration-of-independence-found-in-trump-storage-unit

 

Trump was having the document inspected for an invisible treasure map. 

[Hodad]

33 minutes ago, Rebound said:

Trump was having the document inspected for an invisible treasure map. 

To be fair, a lot of people are asking, is there a hidden treasure map?