Top Ten signs you are a leftist idiot

[Oleg Bach]

First and most primary sign that you are a leftist idiot is dressing your dog in designer close and smiling at passing animals while avoiding human contact...the second sign are statesments from the left side of the mouth - like - "we must do it for the children" - they really don't care about children...Lefties are willing to take the cat to a cardio doctor....and drop 6 grand on a heart operation for an aging cat...but dread being committed to supporting a wife or husband - lefties are delluded materialist ------ who say they love humanity but really only love pleasure that disposable people provide...they love the group - the herd...they are social creatures who adore being part of the "community" and use the word "relationship" where none exists.

[BigAl]

First and most primary sign that you are a leftist idiot is dressing your dog in designer close and smiling at passing animals while avoiding human contact...the second sign are statesments from the left side of the mouth - like - "we must do it for the children" - they really don't care about children...Lefties are willing to take the cat to a cardio doctor....and drop 6 grand on a heart operation for an aging cat...but dread being committed to supporting a wife or husband - lefties are delluded materialist ------ who say they love humanity but really only love pleasure that disposable people provide...they love the group - the herd...they are social creatures who adore being part of the "community" and use the word "relationship" where none exists.

I don't know if it's fair to qualify those statements by proscribing them to a particular political group -- I think some of the points you made could be attributed to most humans, no? Especially the bits about "loving the group"? Otherwise what's your explanation for organized religion? Isn't that a group mentality many find comforting and attractive?