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I am Groot

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I am Groot last won the day on November 7 2025

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    I can fly spaceships and shoot people now! Suckers!

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  1. Twenty One Years

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers
      One hundred million angels singing
      Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
      Voices calling, voices crying
      Some are born and some are dying
      It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come
      And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree
      The virgins are all trimming their wicks
      The whirlwind is in the thorn tree
      It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks

      'Til Armageddon, no salaam, no shalom
      Then the father hen will call his chickens home
      The wise men will bow down before the throne
      And at his feet they'll cast their golden crowns
      When the man comes around

    2. sharkman

      sharkman

      JC, its one of his best.  And may justice be done, though the heavens fall.

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Today is Johnny's birthday.

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