Iceni warrior

OK son but only if you tidy your bedroom first.

If it happens I shall feel a small fraction of that if I don't have you to celebrate with. It's not like I have any other Leafs fans in my life. I still have to preface hockey with ''ice'' to most of my buddies. Anyway, enough of that soppy old rot you right wing nut job. It'll probably never happen unless we dig up Ballard and bury his spleen under the centre spot to finally break the curse.

I'm happy rehab has worked out for you friend. I'm still Jonesing for the Cup. Reilly can't live forever...

I feel your pain bro.

https://howtheyplay.com/misc/Sports-Curses

Ah wait. This is the one I was thinking of. Doesn't look like it worked though...

Just looked it up. It was Liverpool FC but it was a witchdoctor not a gypsy, it was the goalie not the manager and it was the goal posts not the corners. Liverpool won the title for the first time in 30 years the very next season.

There was a team in the English football league (I forget who now) who were said to be cursed. Upset some gypsy I think. They had a run of bad luck for 30 odd years then the manager was told that if he had a pee in all 4 corners of the pitch the curse would be lifted. He did and it was. So come on Dubas, make some yellow snow.

They didn't even play badly. The Cats goalie was on fire. Leafs out shot them 34 to 24 and out possessed them too. We scored twice in the first 7 mins then just got shut out. I'm not even mad. Playoff games are running at about 3 to 1 away wins so far so there's still hope. We won all 3 against the Bolts. I'm still going to watch. You know me, I'm a glass half full guy.

Leafs lose game two 3-2 at home. 2-0 down in the series.

You're just a very naughty boy.

Leafs lost their first game, at home, in the first round. They still went on to win the series.

I'm not so much a royalist as a constitutional monarchist. I shall decline the invitation to swear allegiance to HM on the grounds that no fealty is due to a mere figurehead. The bloodiest war (proportionally) in English history settled once and for all that power resides in Parliament not the Palace. I'm not swearing fealty to those crooks either. Nor to any god.

First blood to the visitors.

Go Leafs Go. Both teams lost their first game in the first round.

Not seen him in a while. Still got Holl and he's still garbage.

I don't really follow all that. O'Reilly, Schein and McCabe all seemed to turn up at the same time.

“plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose “ You always did like to hate watch the Loafs.

OK, I'll check in at Hastur's place tomorrow. It needs livening up anyway. Deader than Hash's place these days and that's saying something.

I'm not rejecting your offer bro. I just know you are a man of principles so I won't ask you to break them for me.

Cowards. Toronto should make them welcome and show them some good Canadian hospitality. Free Mickey Mouse ears all round.

There's your freedom loving book banning Floridians for you. Chickenshits.

Man, you got it bad. Hopefully winning a couple more rounds will shake it out of you.

All you need is a VPN set to a European nation. You don't have to join me though. I won't ask you to do it for me. Unless we make it to the final in which case I'll come over and we can go to a sports bar HAGP and watch it there.