Montgomery Burns Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 China definitively nails the Clinton legacy A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives. The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji. A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00. The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights." Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement. Gee. Clinton accepted bribes from China in the form of illegal political contributions, and in exchange made policy decisions that undermined US national security, and this is the thanks he gets from them? There's no truth to the rumor that the Chinese are next going to market and sell a product called a Clinton-Lewinsky cigar and a line of stain-proof blue dresses. Quote "Anybody who doesn't appreciate what America has done, and President Bush, let them go to hell!" -- Iraqi Betty Dawisha, after dropping her vote in the ballot box, wields The Cluebat™ to the anti-liberty crowd on Dec 13, 2005. "Call me crazy, but I think they [iraqis] were happy with thier [sic] dumpy homes before the USA levelled so many of them" -- Gerryhatrick, Feb 3, 2006.
Black Dog Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 Another sad, lingering case of Clinton Deraignment Syndrome. Quote
Montgomery Burns Posted September 21, 2005 Author Report Posted September 21, 2005 I can't wait to hear Hillary's reaction to this. Quote "Anybody who doesn't appreciate what America has done, and President Bush, let them go to hell!" -- Iraqi Betty Dawisha, after dropping her vote in the ballot box, wields The Cluebat™ to the anti-liberty crowd on Dec 13, 2005. "Call me crazy, but I think they [iraqis] were happy with thier [sic] dumpy homes before the USA levelled so many of them" -- Gerryhatrick, Feb 3, 2006.
LotusLandLunatic Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky. The Americans started it! Remember "Yasmin"? What gos around comes around! Quote
Shady Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 Another sad, lingering case of Clinton Deraignment SyndromeYes, we all know that China has a severe case of "Clinton Deraignment Syndrome". Whatever that might be. Quote
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