kimmy Posted October 11, 2005 Report Posted October 11, 2005 I think I'm starting to understand why the Rhinoceros Party disbanded. -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
PocketRocket Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Posted October 12, 2005 Oh well. The Rhino's are gone. Perhaps it's time to "horn in" on their racket. Quote I need another coffee
Canuck E Stan Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Since some are already requesting ministerial positions, I don't want to be left out. We had Unemployment Canada,then we had Employment Canada. I would like to be considered for the "new" department of Under Deployment Canada in Kimmy's government. This department would eliminate the need for Immigration,Employment and Public Service departments in the present government.Think of the cost savings! As minister of Under Deployment I would take care of new immigrants coming into Canada,make sure they have jobs by applying new immigrants to every contract that our government hands out. This includes advertising contracts. The more money the governmet hands out in a contract the more immigrants the company would be required to hire. We in Under Deployment Canada would make sure that the government gets value for taxpayer money and at the same time create work for our new immigrants while reducing our unemployment numbers.Isn't this an exciting concept! Look for more details in two or three months on our web site. Quote "Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains." — Winston Churchill
PocketRocket Posted October 16, 2005 Author Report Posted October 16, 2005 I want to be Minister of Pubic Affairs (No, that's not a typo) Quote I need another coffee
theloniusfleabag Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 Dear kimmy, I think I'm starting to understand why the Rhinoceros Party disbanded.Actually, it was because their rhinoceros died. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
Toro Posted October 17, 2005 Report Posted October 17, 2005 The Rhinocerous Party was awesome! Quote "Canada is a country, not a sector. Remember that." - Howard Simons of Simons Research, giving advice to investors.
Canuck E Stan Posted October 18, 2005 Report Posted October 18, 2005 Maybe they didn't die but just evolved. From the party with a horn to a horny party New CanadianSEX Party Quote "Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains." — Winston Churchill
kimmy Posted October 19, 2005 Report Posted October 19, 2005 Everyone! Don your Kimmy Hats! There is much to be done! -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
theloniusfleabag Posted October 19, 2005 Report Posted October 19, 2005 Dear kimmy, Everyone! Don your Kimmy Hats! There is much to be done!Hooray! [and they were forced to eat kimmy's minstrel's...and there was much rejoicing]...Hooray! Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
Tawasakm Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Go suck a fuck you retarded Canadian poofs Quote
theloniusfleabag Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Dear Tawasakm, Go suck a fuck you retarded Canadian poofsSurely you can come up with something better than this. It shows very little imagination. Insults are golden when witty, while this one is more like a 'golden shower'. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
Canuck E Stan Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 theloniusfleabag, I nominate Tawasakm to be our man in charge of our lower house,or even ambassador to Uranus. New Uranus ambassador Quote "Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains." — Winston Churchill
Tawasakm Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 In point of fact I didn't write that. I am endeavouring to find out what happened and am immensely dissapointed you believe that is my style. It had been my intention to only read and not contribute further written content. Your apparent evaluation of my contribution to date only reinforces this desire. Quote
theloniusfleabag Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Dear Tawasakm, In point of fact I didn't write that. I am endeavouring to find out what happened and am immensely dissapointed you believe that is my style.No, I don't truly believe that your style is so crude. I don't believe you have postd anything like this in the past. However, it appears to have come from your computer. Do you have a smart-aleck roommate?Your apparent evaluation of my contribution to date only reinforces this desire.This is only because of your 'apparent contribution'. I can only think of two ways that this could have happened. Firstly, as I said, someone else posted something from your computer. Secondly, a malignant troll. A while ago, someone appeared on this forum, trolling. They registered names (among hundreds, as is my contention) such as .August1991, *August1991, and .theloniusfleabag. I had seen this exact behaviour on another forum, and it's sole purpose was to sow discord on the forum. I don't see how this could have been the cause of this post, though, as your personal info was included with the post in question(#number of posts, member #, etc.) . Unless, of course, this particular troll managed to 'hack' the forum site, in which case I urge you to report it to Greg immediately. My sincere apologies, and hopefully this can be sorted out without anyone else besmirching your good name. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
Tawasakm Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Thelonius, I have reported this to Greg. I am waiting to find out if the offending post came from my IP address. Let this be a lesson to everyone (if it IS my IP). I set my browser to remember my password because I live alone. If this came from my IP then one of about 15 people made the post (thats how many people were here at that time). Either way I am furious that this happened. More then I can say. And, again, I am horribly dissapointed that you think I would post such drivel - for that is what it is. It does tell me that my posts to date must not have meant that much if people can believe I would espouse such meaningless filth. In any event (in case it did come from my comp) I apologise for the post which came under my name. Apologies, Murray Sharpe Quote
Canuck E Stan Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Well said Tawasakm, a unfortunate incident to have occurred to you. This of course means I will have to withdraw your name from the nomination of ambassador to Uranus.We will have wait for a more suitable candidate. -CES Quote "Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains." — Winston Churchill
Guest eureka Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 I doubt that anyone thought you actually wrote it, Tawasakm. As a computer illiterate, I have no idea what might have happened but I thought that someone you knew was playing some not very funny practical joke. You and I always seem to have differences. That does not mean I do not value your contribution and you should rethink your withdrawal from active participation. We need all the thoughtful contributions possible. Particularly yours as the perspective that most of us can not have. Quote
PocketRocket Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Posted November 28, 2005 And now JONAH has bit the dust. Swallowed by a whale??? This time, GREG, I don't need to ask why. While he was inoffensive, JONAH was certainly not even trying to stay on topic. Good job. Quote I need another coffee
kimmy Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 And now JONAH has bit the dust.Swallowed by a whale??? This time, GREG, I don't need to ask why. While he was inoffensive, JONAH was certainly not even trying to stay on topic. Good job. "not even trying to stay on topic"? That's putting it rather charitably! I wonder if Jonah was the return of our old friend "onlythetruth". On one hand, if it is him, his psychosis has deepened and shifted focus. The content of his jibberish seems to have changed. And yet, what are the odds of two different people with such grave mental problems being able to operate computers, let alone find this forum? Strange indeed. -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
PocketRocket Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Posted November 30, 2005 "not even trying to stay on topic"? That's putting it rather charitably! What can I say???? I'm a generous soul. I wonder if Jonah was the return of our old friend "onlythetruth". I don't recall any religious ranting of this magnitude from any other members here, past or present. Probably some other poor illiterate soul. On one hand, if it is him, his psychosis has deepened and shifted focus. The content of his jibberish seems to have changed. Naaah. Different wierdo. Although it's possible that they're sharing a deck of cards, because neither of them is playing with a full one. And yet, what are the odds of two different people with such grave mental problems being able to operate computers, let alone find this forum? Strange indeed. Well, in today's point-and-click world, a semi-trained chimpanzee can operate a PC, at least well enough to "debate" (ahem) on a forum. Although not, evidently, well enough to use the "quote" function properly. -k <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now let's get back to important business. Election coming up. What's the Kimmy Party's platform??? Quote I need another coffee
kimmy Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Well, in today's point-and-click world, a semi-trained chimpanzee can operate a PC, at least well enough to "debate" (ahem) on a forum.Although not, evidently, well enough to use the "quote" function properly. Now let's get back to important business. Election coming up. What's the Kimmy Party's platform??? One thing we believe in is providing better training for chimpanzees. -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
theloniusfleabag Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Dear eureka, One thing we believe in is providing better training for chimpanzees.-k And their descendants?Well done, a jolly good wheeze. Makes me want to start a thread on 'The Responsibilites of Man'. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
PocketRocket Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Posted December 2, 2005 One thing we believe in is providing better training for chimpanzees. -k <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you're saying every government employee will be re-educated??? Quote I need another coffee
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