Handsome Rob Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Political Debate... Moderator: Canadians are concerned about whether the CPP will have enough money to support them in their old age. What say you? Harper: What we, as Canadians, need to do is join together, set aside this kind of petty bickering and focus on the economy. The Conservative government's record is blah, blah, blah... Ignatieff: What these Canadians are really saying is that they have no confidence whatsoever in the current government. I mean, really, Mr. Harper is at this very moment breathing air that could have been breathed by a handicapped child. Would you vote for a person who would deliberately take air away from a handicapped child? Blah, blah, blah... Layton: Clearly what needs to be done is to tax the crap out of everybody in Canada that has money. And I am not worried about them packing up and moving offshore because if they do we will simply tax even more crap out of the losers that stay behind. Blah, blah, blah... Duceppe: We do not care about Canadian seniors unless they speak French. And we will support the NDP because when they tax corporations out of Canada we will attract them to the newly independent nation of Quebec with the lowest corporate tax rates in North America. Then we will make them speak French and blah, blah...blah... May: Cool... pretty colours... Canadian Public: AArghhh...! Quote
CANADIEN Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Political Debate... Moderator: Canadians are concerned about whether the CPP will have enough money to support them in their old age. What say you? Harper: What we, as Canadians, need to do is join together, set aside this kind of petty bickering and focus on the economy. The Conservative government's record is blah, blah, blah... Ignatieff: What these Canadians are really saying is that they have no confidence whatsoever in the current government. I mean, really, Mr. Harper is at this very moment breathing air that could have been breathed by a handicapped child. Would you vote for a person who would deliberately take air away from a handicapped child? Blah, blah, blah... Layton: Clearly what needs to be done is to tax the crap out of everybody in Canada that has money. And I am not worried about them packing up and moving offshore because if they do we will simply tax even more crap out of the losers that stay behind. Blah, blah, blah... Duceppe: We do not care about Canadian seniors unless they speak French. And we will support the NDP because when they tax corporations out of Canada we will attract them to the newly independent nation of Quebec with the lowest corporate tax rates in North America. Then we will make them speak French and blah, blah...blah... May: Cool... pretty colours... Canadian Public: AArghhh...! LOL Pure genius Quote
scouterjim Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Political Debate... Moderator: Canadians are concerned about whether the CPP will have enough money to support them in their old age. What say you? Harper: What we, as Canadians, need to do is join together, set aside this kind of petty bickering and focus on the economy. The Conservative government's record is blah, blah, blah... Ignatieff: What these Canadians are really saying is that they have no confidence whatsoever in the current government. I mean, really, Mr. Harper is at this very moment breathing air that could have been breathed by a handicapped child. Would you vote for a person who would deliberately take air away from a handicapped child? Blah, blah, blah... Layton: Clearly what needs to be done is to tax the crap out of everybody in Canada that has money. And I am not worried about them packing up and moving offshore because if they do we will simply tax even more crap out of the losers that stay behind. Blah, blah, blah... Duceppe: We do not care about Canadian seniors unless they speak French. And we will support the NDP because when they tax corporations out of Canada we will attract them to the newly independent nation of Quebec with the lowest corporate tax rates in North America. Then we will make them speak French and blah, blah...blah... May: Cool... pretty colours... Canadian Public: AArghhh...! The truth at last! Quote I have captured the rare duct taped platypus.
scribblet Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Love it... Quote Hey Ho - Ontario Liberals Have to Go - Fight Wynne - save our province
WWWTT Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 I read what you have written here Rob and if there was an award for the most biased,uncreative,boring,synical,let-down all round disappointing"oh no not this again moment",you would have a better than 50/50 chance of being nominated. WWWTT Quote Maple Leaf Web is now worth $720.00! Down over $1,500 in less than one year! Total fail of the moderation on this site! That reminds me, never ask Greg to be a business partner! NEVER!
blueblood Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 I read what you have written here Rob and if there was an award for the most biased,uncreative,boring,synical,let-down all round disappointing"oh no not this again moment",you would have a better than 50/50 chance of being nominated. WWWTT Do you live under a bridge? Quote "Stop the Madness!!!" - Kevin O'Leary "Money is the ultimate scorecard of life!". - Kevin O'Leary Economic Left/Right: 4.00 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.77
Handsome Rob Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Posted April 16, 2011 I read what you have written here Rob and if there was an award for the most biased,uncreative,boring,synical,let-down all round disappointing"oh no not this again moment",you would have a better than 50/50 chance of being nominated. WWWTT The only thing I wrote is the title of the thread, which you forgot to read. Try again. Quote
ToadBrother Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 I read what you have written here Rob and if there was an award for the most biased,uncreative,boring,synical,let-down all round disappointing"oh no not this again moment",you would have a better than 50/50 chance of being nominated. WWWTT What exactly was biased about it? He nailed all the leaders pretty well. It was a fantastic post, a very biting piece of satire. I'd love to see something like that printed in the national papers. Quote
ToadBrother Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Do you live under a bridge? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote
BubberMiley Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 What exactly was biased about it? He nailed all the leaders pretty well. It was a fantastic post, a very biting piece of satire. I'd love to see something like that printed in the national papers. Uh...everybody's a cartoon that represents bufoonery or extremism except the one boring guy who's just worrying about peace and progress and prosperity. Yeah, nothing biased at all. Quote "I think it's fun watching the waldick get all excited/knickers in a knot over something." -scribblet
Handsome Rob Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Posted April 16, 2011 Uh...everybody's a cartoon that represents bufoonery or extremism except the one boring guy who's just worrying about peace and progress and prosperity. Yeah, nothing biased at all. I read it as droning on and on about the same thing over and over again, as if the government shaped economic outcome with policy rather than just trying to nudge it in the right direction.....and Harper is the one I'd be most likely to vote for. Shrug.....it's all about perspective, it seems the country is by and large a little bit too stiff necked these days. Quote
CANADIEN Posted April 16, 2011 Report Posted April 16, 2011 Uh...everybody's a cartoon that represents bufoonery or extremism except the one boring guy who's just worrying about peace and progress and prosperity. Yeah, nothing biased at all. Which is why I laughed at the caricature of Harper... And I have no intention of voting for the guy. Quote
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