Progressive Tory Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 A friend sent me this video, from Rachel Maddox, television host on MSNBC. It's very funny, even if a little embarassing. "Oh, Canada C'mon" Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Barts Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 A friend sent me this video, from Rachel Maddox, television host on MSNBC. It's very funny, even if a little embarassing. "Oh, Canada C'mon" "Oh, Canada, c'mon" indeed. It truly was a national embarrassment that a Prime Minister who had demonstrated his incompetence had to run to the monarch for a time out rather than stand up and be held accountable. It was even more embarrassing that he could run to the monarch. Clearly the Constitution needs some amendments. Quote Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd -- Voltaire
Progressive Tory Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 "Oh, Canada, c'mon" indeed. It truly was a national embarrassment that a Prime Minister who had demonstrated his incompetence had to run to the monarch for a time out rather than stand up and be held accountable. It was even more embarrassing that he could run to the monarch. Clearly the Constitution needs some amendments. Even more than amendments, I think it needs some clarity. We were shell shocked. Fortunately, Harper's unearthed 2005 speech (linked in my signature below) gives us some idea what the constitution does not allow. I'm reading Adrienne Clarkson's book right now, and she is very clear about what her duties were when she was GG. She speaks of the Harper/Duceppe/Layton Coalition attempt at the 2004 throne speech. Martin went to her asking for another election. She refused stating that it would be very irresponsible for her to allow another election so soon. She sent Martin back; he made some alterations and Jack Layton was satisfied with this so he backed out. I just wonder if the reactions would have been different for the Harper supporters then, if he had accomplished this. It had to be a backroom deal because he states in his letter "have been in close consultation with the opposition". He was ready 'to grab power'. Another interesting thing in Ms Clarkson's book, is that she states that the term 'Prime Minister' doesn't even appear in our constitution. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
g_bambino Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 A friend sent me this video, from Rachel Maddox, television host on MSNBC. It's very funny, even if a little embarassing. "Oh, Canada C'mon" Typical US media ignorance. The full portrait that they use a part of is that which shows the Queen standing before a Canadian flag; of course, they cut that out, elsewise they might have actually looked stupid calling her the mythical "Queen of England". What they forgot (or probably didn't have a clue about) is that you can still see her sovereign's insignia of the Order of Canada on her left shoulder (below which is her same for the Order of Military Merit, but that's been cropped out too). Would this have been such a "joke" if the prime minister had advised a president of Canada to prorogue parliament? Or is it only monarchies that MSNBC thinks are fair game to ridicule? Ugh, and people wonder why we can be so anti-American sometimes. Quote
Smallc Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 elsewise they might have actually looked stupid calling her the mythical "Queen of England". That bugs me to no end. So many people don't realize that her official title for this country is: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. It makes mention of the UK, but that is all. She is the Queen of the Commonwealth and Queen of Canada. Quote
g_bambino Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) That bugs me to no end. So many people don't realize that her official title for this country is: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. It makes mention of the UK, but that is all. She is the Queen of the Commonwealth and Queen of Canada. Indeed. One of the most ironic parts is that Maddow ridicules Canada for not being "modern" enough, but is herself lost three centuries in the past - the last time there ever existed a Queen of England, and Canada was still a collection of colonies. The only thing that's mildly funny about Maddow's little diatribe is that she makes herself appear so dumb in spite of her own hubris. [ed. for sp.] Edited January 20, 2009 by g_bambino Quote
Progressive Tory Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Posted January 20, 2009 Indeed. One of the most ironic parts is that Maddow ridicules Canada for not being "modern" enough, but is herself lost three centuries in the past - the last time there ever existed a Queen of England, and Canada was still a collection of colonies. The only thing that's mildly funny about Maddow's little diatribe is that she makes herself appear so dumb in spite of her own hubris.[ed. for sp.] It's called political satire. I rather doubt semantics are a problem. Pooping Puffins are much more regal and better able to invoke national pride. I like Maddow. She's very funny. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
g_bambino Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 It's called political satire. I was taught quite early on that satire only works when its based on reality. If Maddow was aiming for the satirical, I think she missed more than one mark. She should take some cues from Stephen Colbert; now, there's satire. Quote
Progressive Tory Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Posted January 20, 2009 I was taught quite early on that satire only works when its based on reality. If Maddow was aiming for the satirical, I think she missed more than one mark. She should take some cues from Stephen Colbert; now, there's satire. I like Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. Also enjoy Mercer, 22 Minutes and Air Farce (I'll miss it). Their parodies often have little truth but enough illusion of the truth, to be understood and laughed at. Literally speaking, the GG is the voice of the Queen - the Queen saved Harper's neck. It was understood and laughed at. We can't take ourselves so seriously. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 Further to trying not to take myself too seriously, I once made the comment that Comedians must be having a field day with cries of 'Separatists' and 'Socialists'. Though I know they are serious and can be hurtful, I still challenged myself to find some humour. This is one of my reports on the Coalition for our little group, dated December 9, 2008. I've only removed my name: Late Breaking News - The Scandal of the Millenium As the drama in Ottawa has lost momentum, the northern correspondent for Canadian Press has revealed a shocking story that is sure to rock the Democratic world. SANTA CLAUS IS A SOCIALIST! Insiders reveal that Mr. Claus has been giving stuff away. Is this to avoid selling it to stimulate the economy and provide much needed tax dollars? Only Santa knows and he's not talking. However, the elf proletariat had plenty to say. According to one source: "We have been forced to work 364 days a year for centuries, with just one paid holiday every 365th (366th during a leap year). We toil around the clock making nothing but toys, so one fat cat can fly around the world in a day and take all the credit. There are rumours that the reindeer may form a coalition with the elves to oust Santa from power. Fear that the economic crisis will limit the amount of carrots being left them on Christmas eve, they've entered into negotiations with the workers that will guarantee Donner and Blitzen an active role in the new government. "we tried to work with Santa" Donner exclaimed, "but he's too set in his ways to listen to our demands. We are the ones who have to pull the sleigh all the time and feel that he should take his turn." Word is that the toy soldiers are on standby, and will wind into action at the first sign of trouble. Please look for upcoming articles from this roving reporter, including: The Tooth Fairy: Is she really a fairy and what does she do with all those teeth? Follow our hidden cameras as we expose the horrible truth that this vixen is really a terrorist who steals children's chompers while they sleep. We will show you where the counterfeit quarters are made that she leaves under the pillows and the processing plant where tooth enamel is ground for the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction. and: The Easter Bunny is really a Separatist Our spies buried deep in the rabbit hole have overheard his plans to divide the country while we're all in a chocolate stupor. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
M.Dancer Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 'Santa Claus has a Red suit, he's a Communist, He's got long hair and a beard, must be a pacifist, What's in the pipe that he's smoking?? Santa Claus comes down the chimney in the middle of the night, He must be a dope fiend, to get you up-tight; Why do police guys mess with peace guys?' --Arlo Guthrie Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
Canadian Blue Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Santa Claus isn't a socialist, he doesn't steal from Toys R Us and redistribute them to the Proletariat. Edited January 21, 2009 by Canadian Blue Quote "Keep your government hands off my medicare!" - GOP activist
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 'Santa Claus has a Red suit, he's a Communist, He's got long hair and a beard, must be a pacifist, What's in the pipe that he's smoking?? Santa Claus comes down the chimney in the middle of the night, He must be a dope fiend, to get you up-tight; Why do police guys mess with peace guys?' --Arlo Guthrie Ha ha ha ha ha. I love Arlo Guthrie. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 Santa Claus isn't a socialist, he doesn't steal from Toys R Us and redistribute them to the Proletariat. He doesn't have to. He forces the elf proletariat to make them under extreme working conditions. He needs to be stopped or it won't be global warming that'll threaten the North Pole; but a Revolution. They've got enough dolls and toy trains to put up a pretty good fight. Ever been hit in the head with a toy train? Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 I submitted this one on December 4: Why Supporters of the Coaliton Should Not Try to Blow up Parliament. These are my top ten reasons why supporters of the Coaltion should not try to pull a Guy Fox and attempt to blow up Parliament: 10. While the economic crisis still looms, remember. Dion or Layton cannot be blamed for the devastating events that will be sure to follow in the coming months. 9. Canadians will not have to be subjected to another snooze fest election campaign that put so many people to sleep, they forgot to vote. 8. The colour of Jack Layton's ties will no longer be the subject of a one hour Special Report. 7. Harper's pitbulls will be put on a leash or I'm going to have them neutered. (In fact I'm going to neuter them myself...with a dull knife...and no anesthetic. I'll just need a very large magnifying glass) 6. The past few days my brain has been subjected to so many funny images, without the use of stimulants. With cries of a 'coup' I envisioned Dion, Layton and Duceppe hiding in the hills trying to figure out what end of the cannon the ball goes in. 'Rebel leaders' - the same three with headbands and oozies. 'Bad boys' brought images of Dion and Layton in black leather, careening down the highway on a 'hog' with Duceppe in the sidecar. Naturally Harper was the highway patrol in a thong standing all but naked, trying to get his pen to write, as the speeding trio are heading right for him. (this one did give me nightmares, not for the impending accident, but Harper in a thong). You can't buy entertainment like that. 5. 'Separatists and Socialists'. Now c'mon. That was funny. I think I'm going to write a song. 4. Harper now knows that he will have to play nice, or we'll take our ball and go home. 3. Before the next election there is a really good chance that Stephen Harper will not be running as anything other than an MP, if he runs at all. Despite the bravado, he let his party down and has brought them to the brink of collapse. If he couldn't get them a majority last time, after his successful assault on Mr. Dion, he never will. 2. We learned the name of our Governor General, though I think I forgot already. 1. We got to hear the word prologue more than we ever did before or WILL EVER WANT TO AGAIN! Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Canadian Blue Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 He doesn't have to. He forces the elf proletariat to make them under extreme working conditions. Not to play with semantics, but wouldn't that make him a Communist dictator in the same vein as Kim "I'm so ronery" Jong Il. Quote "Keep your government hands off my medicare!" - GOP activist
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 Not to play with semantics, but wouldn't that make him a Communist dictator in the same vein as Kim "I'm so ronery" Jong Il. You could be right. However, I see Communism as more of a physical force. I'll give Santa his do. I don't think he beats the elves, just holds the purse strings allowing few options. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Canadian Blue Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 Couldn't it be possible that the North Pole is in fact an anarcho-syndicalist commune where everyones equals and that only a few dissidents are spreading lies about said community? Kind of like the Smerfs. Quote "Keep your government hands off my medicare!" - GOP activist
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 And my last one I promise. I sent this one December 2, 2008. Just trying to lighten things up and encourage others not to take things so seriously. We can all try to precict what will happen, but we really don't know. The Coalition Rap featuring: The Bad Boys: Steph, Gilles and Jack This is a parody of P. Diddy's Bad Boy For Life. (Now you have to imagine them in full rap gear and moving around the stage) [All] Here we go. Aiyyo, you ready? Let's do it...Mmm, yeah, uhh..Yeah, uhh.. c'mon [steph] I'm the definition of once beaten man, still fedup But back as a Bad Boy - that's whassup No bucks and crushed, that won't stop us And those Conservatives, ain't laughin much Nothin but thugs, check the whole gang. Reform and Alliance, but what's in a name? [All] We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life [Gilles] We still here, rockin wit the best They call us separatists and put it to the test. (ahh!) Who's the boss? The dudes done lost, Even his own posse, know he's the cause, what (what). We don't like it one bit, how Cons like to twist sh*t But Y'all got drama, for the price of a fit. (uh-huh, uh-huh) [All] We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life [Jack] Aiyyo strait from the Toronto streets, I push it down wit the Socialist Beat (uh-huh) what (what) All a sudden Harper's got a problem wit me, but in 2004, he wanted to parteeee (uh-huh, yeah-yeah) And you know what? (what?) For some strange reason (uhh) My comrades can't call, cause the Cons might be list'nen So y'all to put the word out (c'mon, c'mon) I ain't leavin Long as the Stalin tattoo on my butt's still breathin' what (what), yeah-yeah. [All] We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life (Pause for dancing) [All intermittently] You're gonna fall (what?) we gonna change lanes Cause we're all tired of your muscle games (c'mon) Still usin' your schemes, to shatter our dreams (yeah) So move it on over for the co-a-liton team. You'll soon expire; (heh) your leader will retire, We'll clean up your mess like a house on fire, what (what), uh-uh. Yeah, yeah, yo, yeah See it's a lot of them, but it's more of us They got cash to blow, but our raps gonna' flow and We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, cause we're Bad Boys for life yell yo, yo' Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
Progressive Tory Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Posted January 21, 2009 Couldn't it be possible that the North Pole is in fact an anarcho-syndicalist commune where everyones equals and that only a few dissidents are spreading lies about said community? Kind of like the Smerfs. Interesting theory... There is one elf that I've never trusted. I saw him offering gum to a small group while they were huddled in the corner. Are they plotting a military take over, under the guise of a coalition? I thought I saw them packing small explosives into the toy soldiers on the assembly line. Quote "For all our modesty and self-deprecation, we’re a people who dream great dreams. And then roll up our sleeves and turn them into realities." - Michael Ignatieff "I would not want the Prime Minister to think that he could simply fail in the House of Commons as a route to another General Election. That's not the way our system works." Stephen Harper.
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