For the Record....Socialist and I are not now or have ever been the same person. I was playing along with your joke and it has gotten out of hand...So we would appreciate it if people stopped the rumors.
My beloved stepfather passed away yesterday in the early morning hours. My mother and he married on June 13, 1974, or 39 years, 6 months and 9 days prior to his passing. Funeral is tomorrow, at graveside. He will be missed.