ScottSA Posted April 8, 2007 Report Posted April 8, 2007 Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job? Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem. Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions. http://debunking911.com/questions.htm Quote
ClearWest Posted April 8, 2007 Report Posted April 8, 2007 LOL! Brilliant. Quote A system that robs Peter to pay Paul will always have Paul's support.
Michael Bluth Posted April 8, 2007 Report Posted April 8, 2007 Why didn't the Tax Federation's campaign of *scary* *scary* *scary* against the Rebel alliance work to keep the people in line? Quote No one has ever defeated the Liberals with a divided conservative family. - Hon. Jim Prentice
stignasty Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 I missed this when it was first posted. The picture kills me: http://debunking911.com/thepetbantha.jpg Quote "It may not be true, but it's legendary that if you're like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians." - Stephen Harper
Martin Chriton Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 I missed this when it was first posted. The picture kills me: http://debunking911.com/thepetbantha.jpg LOL yeah that part was hilarious. Quote
GostHacked Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 This thread is nothing but blatent trolling. Shame on you, Quote
Hydraboss Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 This thread is nothing but the Coffee Crisp of posts (It makes a nice, light...). Thanks for the levity. Quote "racist, intolerant, small-minded bigot" - AND APPARENTLY A SOCIALIST (2010) (2015)Economic Left/Right: 8.38 3.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.13 -1.23
stignasty Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 I don't see the harm in a little satire. It would be another thing if the board was filled with this kind of thread. Quote "It may not be true, but it's legendary that if you're like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians." - Stephen Harper
PolyNewbie Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 simple & dumb Quote Support the troops. Bring them home. Let the bankers fight their own wars. www.infowars.com Watch 911 Mysteries at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8172271955308136871 "By the time the people wake up to see the bars around them, the door will have already slammed shut." Texx Mars
Who's Doing What? Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job? Was it crack that they served at the breakfast meeting? Quote Harper differed with his party on some key policy issues; in 1995, for example, he was one of only two Reform MPs to vote in favour of federal legislation requiring owners to register their guns. http://www.mapleleafweb.com/election/bio/harper.html "You've got to remember that west of Winnipeg the ridings the Liberals hold are dominated by people who are either recent Asian immigrants or recent migrants from eastern Canada: people who live in ghettoes and who are not integrated into western Canadian society." (Stephen Harper, Report Newsmagazine, January 22, 2001)
PolyNewbie Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 which one of you guys posed for this picture: link ? Quote Support the troops. Bring them home. Let the bankers fight their own wars. www.infowars.com Watch 911 Mysteries at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8172271955308136871 "By the time the people wake up to see the bars around them, the door will have already slammed shut." Texx Mars
scribblet Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Well, I know I've looked at the compelling evidence, and after a final analysis of the Death Star Attack, I am lead to believe we are victims of a huge fraud. "Christopher Walken for President" Quote Hey Ho - Ontario Liberals Have to Go - Fight Wynne - save our province
stignasty Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 which one of you guys posed for this picture: link ? Again Poly shows us his "narrow bandwidth." Just for the record, just because people disagree with your far fetched theories on 9/11 it doesn't mean they watch Fox News or worship George Bush. It means they disagree with your far fetched theories on 9/11. Anyway, I just thought of another thing. When Obi Wan saw the destroyed Jawas vehicle he said the blasts were too precise for Sandpeople. Of course, this meant that the very accurate Storm troopers must have been responsible. Later though, when the Stormtroopers were "fighting" with Luke Skywalker and his gang, they couldn't hit anything. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!! Quote "It may not be true, but it's legendary that if you're like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians." - Stephen Harper
Melanie_ Posted April 15, 2007 Report Posted April 15, 2007 Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences? I have always found this to be the most damning evidence of a cover up of colossal proportions. In the immortal words of the enlightened one, Weird Al Yankovic (to the tune of "American Pie"), Well, I know he built C-3POAnd I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/484102.html How much more evidence could possibly be asked for??? Quote For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others. Nelson Mandela
geoffrey Posted April 15, 2007 Report Posted April 15, 2007 I have always found this to be the most damning evidence of a cover up of colossal proportions. In the immortal words of the enlightened one, Weird Al Yankovic (to the tune of "American Pie") American Pie Star Wars Cover Star Wars Cover Up Attack on Death Star Star has as many points as a Pentagon Attack on Pentagon Oh my goodness. It was all modelled on the brilliant cover up of the Death Star explosion! You see, it's all connected and quite obvious. Quote RealRisk.ca - (Latest Post: Prosecutors have no "Skin in the Game") --
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