Gas Attacks by Person Number One leave his Attorneys Speechless and...fuming....

[Caswell Thomas]

TRUMP attorneys today had a piece if Trumps mindset as he drifted off to sleep multiple times and in each sequence farted loudly and hugely, filling his defending attorneys brown noses with the only free lunch they are likely to get from him while the fumed, figeted, squirmed, and tried to extricate themselves from his near vicinity only to find themselves the subject of repeated attacks of his last nights onion rings and today's jelly doughnuts creeping up their nostrils from all sides. 

The crass manners of Mr. Trump , who thinks he is presidential  in his self presentation, swaggering into Court like a red tie doorman selling used cars while his dog pees on the hubcaps, are only exceeded by his total disregard for his own defenders, arguing he knows this time, the jig is up, and he's going to be heading to prison instead at the trials conclusion and so us stuffing down every high cholesterol item now to ensure he doesn't intend to behave as a President but instead as the rude bum he always was.