Black Dog Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 It's war... When FBI supervisors in Miami met with new interim U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta last month, they wondered what the top enforcement priority for Acosta and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales would be. Would it be terrorism? Organized crime? Narcotics trafficking? Immigration? Or maybe public corruption? The agents were stunned to learn that a top prosecutorial priority of Acosta and the Department of Justice was none of the above. Instead, Acosta told them, it's obscenity. Not pornography involving children, but pornographic material featuring consenting adults. ...and they're looking for a few good men. Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption. The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults. Quote
PocketRocket Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Unreal. In this day and age, with all the REAL problems out there, all the violent crime, they're going to spend money chasing after porn. What's next??? Full-length, roaring-twenties-style bathing suits??? Quote I need another coffee
theloniusfleabag Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Dear PocketRocket, What's next??? Full-length, roaring-twenties-style bathing suits???I love those! I can't seem to find one though...If America is looking to end 'evil influences', they need look no further than the television...and it's own culture. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events?
PocketRocket Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Good Morning, FleaBag: Dear PocketRocket,What's next??? Full-length, roaring-twenties-style bathing suits???I love those! I can't seem to find one though... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Get a paip of those full-length underwear. Cut off the arms at the elbow, and the legs at the knee. Voila, the latest in 20's bathing attire For added fashion value, add horizontal stripes. Quote I need another coffee
Cameron Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Message to the FBI: Don't lay a finger on the porn industy... Quote Economic Left/Right: 3.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.26 I want to earn money and keep the majority of it.
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