chauchee Posted March 6, 2008 Author Report Posted March 6, 2008 Roll Play. Roll The Dice. All So Nice. This isn't at all the REAL me. The REAL me is a more powerful man than this version. In order for me to understand my people? I have to act out the average person in my cultured group. How else will I be able to understand completely? So I take the noose and tie it around my neck and jump off this forum site. There is no noose. There is no neck. There is this forum site. So how you all "counsel"....?...."Councel"...."?....'counsil?' Me, I use in another way. In the book I am writing, I am exploring this entire chaotic world we have been born into. Reservations versus where you were born and raised are a WORLD apart. Something you know absolutely nothing about. Your advice to me is like a BMW Fuel Injection technician telling a HUGO driver how to adjust the manifold...when the HUGO has an old carb. So now we have reached the bottom of this artificial pit. And now we can climb this artificial height........ Had a GREAT day working! Got off at 9am. The earliest yet! Now I have $55. Need a phone charger. Need gas for my ride. Need to have supper tonight. Need need need. I USE you all. So in a way like a puppet master. And it isn't at all a trap you fall into. For the advice you all give is either tiresome or insightful. Depending on who you are. Alot of you are pink ass a ding dang doos. Only a few of you are beautiful LIGHT RED...Red Nation Counterparts. For there is NO such thing as a WHITE man. We have 3 nations on earth. Black Nation, Yellow Nation, and RED Nation. The sooner you QUIT with the WHITE mentality, the sooner we could start feeding the world. Not just your "culture." Culture? What culture. Rent movies, drive around, and play Mr. and Mrs. Jones? You NEED more than that. I know you do. I know what I NEED, and I know what YOU need. Do you? Quote
M.Dancer Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 (edited) This is your brain This is your brain on Chauchee.... Get the picture? Edited March 6, 2008 by M.Dancer Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
Topaz Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 This is your brainThis is your brain on Chauchee.... Get the picture? Dancer, have you ever in you life try to understand the other side?? Quote
M.Dancer Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 Dancer, have you ever in you life try to understand the other side?? When the other side in incoherent, i don't bother. When the other side is irrational, I don't pay attention. When the other side is a whiney adolescent I wait till they grow up. Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
Wild Bill Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 Dancer, have you ever in you life try to understand the other side?? Topaz, are you familiar with the term "enabler"? Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
White Doors Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 Alot of you are pink ass a ding dang doos Awesome! Quote Those Dern Rednecks done outfoxed the left wing again.~blueblood~
AngusThermopyle Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 (edited) Alot of you are pink ass a ding dang doos The sheer lyrical eloquence of it all is breathtaking. I know what I NEED, Okay, just a stab in the dark here. Would that be professional help? Edited March 7, 2008 by AngusThermopyle Quote I yam what I yam - Popeye
M.Dancer Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 I know what I NEED, Okay, just a stab in the dark here. Would that be professional help? for some reason I am reminded of a Song by Edie Briquet and the new Gas Barbeques... I'm not aware of too many thingsI know what I know if you know what I mean Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box Religion, is a smile on a dog I'm not aware of too many things i know what I know if you know what I mean Chuck me in the shallow water Before I get too deep What I am is what I am are you what you are or what What I am is what I am are you what you are or what Oh I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know if you know what I mean Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks Religion, is a light in the fog I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know if you know what I mean Do do ya Chuck me in the shallow water Before I get too deep Chuck me in the shallow water Before I get too deep What I am is what I am are you what you are or what What I am is what I am are you what you are or what What I am is what I am are you what you are or what you are What I am is what I am are you what you are or what Da da da da I say I say I say I do hey hey hey hey hey hey Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
chauchee Posted March 7, 2008 Author Report Posted March 7, 2008 Meat Without Feet Today I ate with all the local indians here. They have a food demonstration every friday and today we had shrimp bisque and chicken salad. I thought bisque (didnt spell that right) was some sort of plankton fish or some wierd meat, but it is just a fancy word for "soup." The first friday I was here? I was parking from free spot to free spot, I was going through the ugly shelter system (where they treat everyone like shit and a criminal), and I had no job with only a few dollars to my name. The first friday they had a food demonstration. And it reminded me of my x's cooking and moms cooking. I went into the computer room and started to email you all. And I held back my tears. Lots of people invited me to eat, but I made a lie of an excuse (as usual), "Nah, too shy!" But I missed both my x's cooking and moms cooking. Didn't miss home, for I have no home. But I missed the PAST. And my PRESENT at the time was shitty. The USA wasn't all I thought it would be (at the time, 3 weeks ago). Today I finally had the strength to join in on the meal! And I explained to those who first invited me that I wasn't shy. I was just vulnerable and was ready to cry because of my situation three weeks ago. That the food smelled as good as my x's did...as mom's did. And I was in the computer room, hiding from my own reality. As for the healing bit, I have always been striving to heal. I do the best I can which isn't at all good enough. But the fact that I try? Enables me to live with myself. And there is good help out there and there is help out there that turns everyone into pink ass a ding dang doos with a WHITE mentality! Like quite a few of you in here with your inbred songs. Right now $60/day is enough to eat, to travel, and to have a little bit of booze. It is paradise for a student of alcohol like me! A beer is about $1 each. At Six Nations Reservation I paid $2.50 for a beer. Tall cans are $1.50. You know the 1 Litre Shmirnoff Ice bottles I got for $12 at the liquor store? Well those were warm from the LCBO. Well I get the same COLD bottles at $3 here! Some places $2.50! They have this wicked wine cooler made with REAL wine. It is 18% alcohol and costs $2.50 per bottle. One bottle gets me going. A second bottle Bucks me up. 4 bottles makes me miss work the next day. And it comes with a wicked hang over, because it is REAL wine. But it works! Some days at work I make $20. Turns into $2/hr. I am tired and low when I get off work. But this little cargo truck always passes me with a big yellowish orange fish on it with a serious face like as if it is waiting to say, "WTF!" And below the fish is the company name, "Meat Without Feet!" They are in both Boston and NYC. They offered me a job in Boston, but I am happy where I am as a swamper. Tomorrow my boss takes me to see the Bruins Live against Washington Capitals. Trippy how my old team beat Boston 8 to 2. And how the captain of the Bruins use to be one of the tough guys for ANOTHER one of my old teams! I use to LOVE Boston Pizza in Canada. And now I have it all the time! But there is one thing I can't handle being cooked with in a pizza....and that's meat without feet! C Quote
AngusThermopyle Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 Well gotta give you credit. Its good that you're working, you never know swamper might turn into operator in a while. We're looking for a drillers assistant right now. Part of that is to swamp, at the same time the swamper is being trained as a rig operator. I enjoy going out with the rigs, even if only to swamp for them, it gets me out of the office for the day. Besides, what guy doesn't enjoy operating major equipment? Quote I yam what I yam - Popeye
jbg Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 Alot of you are pink ass a ding dang doos.I am proud and humbled to be on this esteemed debate board. That quote is in the highest traditions of Jefferson, Hamilton, Plato and Socrates. Quote Free speech: "You can say what you want, but I don't have to lend you my megaphone." Always remember that when you are in the right you can afford to keep your temper, and when you are in the wrong you cannot afford to lose it. - J.J. Reynolds. Will the steps anyone is proposing to fight "climate change" reduce a single temperature, by a single degree, at a single location? The mantra of "world opinion" or the views of the "international community" betrays flabby and weak reasoning (link).
Wild Bill Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 I am proud and humbled to be on this esteemed debate board. That quote is in the highest traditions of Jefferson, Hamilton, Plato and Socrates. You know, sometimes he almost makes sense! Then again, I listened a lot to Firesign Theatre when I was a lad... Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
chauchee Posted March 8, 2008 Author Report Posted March 8, 2008 Extinction....Expinktion All other "minority" groups are represented here in North America. ALL of these groups know your ways. They know MOST of you hate yourselves, let alone anyone else. They KNOW that MOST of you are heartless because of this. And we minorities are now the MAJORITY. And there aren't too many "Toms" amidst these groups. All I need to do is win over the influence? And YOU will be reserved! Perhaps not you, but your kids will most definitely need to learn who to be comfortable enough to *uck! Or they will be *ucked! I will win the Pulitzer for discovering your TRUE identity! Quote
Rue Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 The sheer lyrical eloquence of it all is breathtaking.Okay, just a stab in the dark here. Would that be professional help? He probably means record manager. He's despate for someone to buy his tune. Now getting back to the real topic, Ry Cooder or Ray Buchanan-y'all have to get some of their music to appreciate fusion of blues/rock and country. When it does come together it makes a guitar cry. On the other hand Chauchee's version of the blues reminds me of someone with hemmeroids. Oy. Oy. Oy. The lyrics are redundant. Someone give him an ice cube to sit on. Quote
Rue Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 (edited) Extinction....ExpinktionAll other "minority" groups are represented here in North America. ALL of these groups know your ways. They know MOST of you hate yourselves, let alone anyone else. They KNOW that MOST of you are heartless because of this. And we minorities are now the MAJORITY. I will win the Pulitzer for discovering your TRUE identity! Listen don't play the fool with my heritage. You know nothing about me. My people's suffering is there. Its a fact. But I was never brought up to believe it gave me the right to hate anyone or think I was better then anyone. I don't use my heritage to hate others or blame them for my own problems. If I fuck up, its my fault, period. Speak for yourself. You do not speak for me or my people who did not survive by playing the fool or victim. More to the point I grew up the only Jew in an Irish neighbourhood. If you think I went around singing Danny Boy to survive you are an idiot. Which brings us back to the real topic, King Friedman and the Texas Jewboys and their hit song Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goalposts of Hell. Now that was a great song and again proves my point you can fuse country with rock and blues and get some good stuff even when you are Jewish in Texas. Edited March 8, 2008 by Rue Quote
Wild Bill Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 (edited) Listen don't play the fool with my heritage. You know nothing about me. My people's suffering is there. Its a fact. But I was never brought up to believe it gave me the right to hate anyone or think I was better then anyone. I don't use my heritage to hate others or blame them for my own problems. If I fuck up, its my fault, period. Speak for yourself. You do not speak for me or my people who did not survive by playing the fool or victim. More to the point I grew up the only Jew in an Irish neighbourhood. If you think I went around singing Danny Boy to survive you are an idiot. Which brings us back to the real topic, King Friedman and the Texas Jewboys and their hit song Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goalposts of Hell. Now that was a great song and again proves my point you can fuse country with rock and blues and get some good stuff even when you are Jewish in Texas. So that's why I like your style, Rue! You're a lepre-cohen! Wish you had have grown up in my neighbourhood. We WASP kids had a system of getting our mothers to stagger the holiday meals so we could drop by each others' houses at the right times to cage extra holiday feasts. Having you in the gang would have meant extra holidays from the Jewish calendar and we all would have scored more scarf! I wouldn't waste my time trying to get through to Chauchee. It's obvious he's not treating this board as a group of individuals. He's just getting wasted and typing his thoughts into cyberspace, casting them out into the electronic winds. He's a bad poet wasted on too much absinthe, not a skilled debater. Edited March 8, 2008 by Wild Bill Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
chauchee Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Posted March 9, 2008 Billl..th! That is how we would pronounce your dumbass name in INDIAN.....BILLLL...TH!!!!! AS for Rue and his little comments, comment away! First off, I don't have a DREADFUL Jew Nose...that is what makes a Jew...a JEW!!! The nose. I think Hitler was bit better looking than you heebs, which is why he burned so much in an oven. WE have a Hitler of our own! And it is all you people of the world in DENIAL! And our oven is not VISIBLE for the world to see, yet it is there. Victim? Why do you think I left as the wanted man of Canada? I refuse to BE a victim! For we are all in that roll! Regardless of if we are SA $185/mo or $5000/mo Chief n Council! What else. Bill///TH! For a shitty debater, I keep you dumb ass' coming back for more don't I??? All you need to do is ignore or whatever....but here you are! Billl...TH!!!!!! Sup? Sup? You know what I'm sayin son? Later B C Quote
guyser Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 AS for Rue and his little comments, comment away! First off, I don't have a DREADFUL Jew Nose...that is what makes a Jew...a JEW!!! The nose. I think Hitler was bit better looking than you heebs, which is why he burned so much in an oven.WE have a Hitler of our own! And it is all you people of the world in DENIAL! And our oven is not VISIBLE for the world to see, yet it is there. Bye bye ! You know what I'm sayin son? Yup. Goodbye will be what you are saying. Tragic, drunk stupid and forum for your rants , of course after this post, you will only have drunk and stupid. Get extra pickles on your employee discount burger tonight. Its a kind of brain food. Wait a sec, eat the whole barrel. Quote
Wild Bill Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 Bye bye ! Yup. Goodbye will be what you are saying. Tragic, drunk stupid and forum for your rants , of course after this post, you will only have drunk and stupid. Get extra pickles on your employee discount burger tonight. Its a kind of brain food. Wait a sec, eat the whole barrel. Yep! That's it for him then! "How to Win Friends and Influence People"----NOT! Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
Melanie_ Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 Billl..th!That is how we would pronounce your dumbass name in INDIAN.....BILLLL...TH!!!!! Rue, I think you're right, this guy is a poser. I've never heard a First Nations person refer to their language as Indian. If he were truly aboriginal he would say Cree, or Saultaux, or Ojibway, or Mohawk.... he would not call his language Indian. Get some help, Chauchee. There are good mental health professionals where ever you are. Find one. Quote For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others. Nelson Mandela
chauchee Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Posted March 9, 2008 Simple Tonnes OF Servants Actually, I did the whole heeb thing for Bill...th! I met a Jew recently. I came up to him and asked, "Hey, you are a Jew are you?" He was immediately intimidated..."Uh...y..yeah." "Well, we indians go through as much as you do. So its cool to meet someone who is almost as oppressed." He was impressed and wasn't intimidated anymore. Just like that. He shared with me a bit on something I forget. But it was cool. I love Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets." 'Your appetite isn't as big as your noses huh!?' As for being "politically correct." BUCK being correct! I am an indian within the means of the indian act. I have alot of indians who bounce around their egg shells, I CRUSH their egg shells. More to cum...oops come from chauchee.com Peace C know what Im sayin? Quote
AngusThermopyle Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Boy oh boy, Chauchee had a busy weekend I see. I hate to use the word racist but if the shoe fits...you know. Just when I begin to think he might be starting to get a grip on reality he flies off on another demented tangent. Cooder and those guys are very good but there are some contemporary guitarists who are excellent as well. People like Stevie Via and Yngwie Malmsteen. They push the limits of guitar work while remaining true to blues and even classical influences. Quote I yam what I yam - Popeye
Wild Bill Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Boy oh boy, Chauchee had a busy weekend I see. I hate to use the word racist but if the shoe fits...you know. Just when I begin to think he might be starting to get a grip on reality he flies off on another demented tangent. Cooder and those guys are very good but there are some contemporary guitarists who are excellent as well. People like Stevie Via and Yngwie Malmsteen. They push the limits of guitar work while remaining true to blues and even classical influences. Oh, the shoe appears to fit just fine! As for Chauchee's musical tastes, if he's familiar with the source of the name "bill...th!" then I suspect one of his fave artists would be Jimmy Thudpucker... As for SV and YM, I'm not a big fan of Yngwie. His tone is all preamp distortion, where the amp has a master volume turned down and the input gain turned up. This overdrives the preamp but it tends to sound "fizzy". The power tubes come after the master volume and they are barely working, sounding "hifi". In the Golden Years amps didn't have master volumes. You just turned them up loud! The real distortion came from those output tubes working hard, giving a glorious, thick distortion. Remember bands like "Mountain"? I'm showing my grey hairs again... Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
M.Dancer Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Oh, the shoe appears to fit just fine! As for Chauchee's musical tastes, if he's familiar with the source of the name "bill...th!" then I suspect one of his fave artists would be Jimmy Thudpucker... I used to have a single of his.....came packaged with comic Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
Wild Bill Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Well, looks like Chauchee got hisself banned! Perhaps we should start a new thread over the changes in the entertainment scene. Are Abba fans more likely to be non-smokers? Was Wendy O Williams a threat to those with scent allergies? Inquiring minds might like to know... Quote "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "There is no point in being difficult when, with a little extra effort, you can be completely impossible."
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