Liberal ad contest.

[shoop]

Just now I was thinking of the perfect way to sum up the Liberal campaign.

<<Cue dramatic music and set a sombre tone...>>

In our cities.

In Canada.

A party.

Thought they could win the election with cheezy attack ads.

They were wrong.

In Canada.

I'm not making this up.

[Hicksey]

Paul Martin actually annouced he wants to destroy our constitution.

The Canadian Constitution.

Hand it to the Supreme Court

For use as toilet paper.

YES, THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION.

We did not make this up.

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You know when the Liberals start qualifying their ads with "We did not make this up." even they know their credibility is shot.

[Canuck E Stan]

Parody of Attack Ads

It had to happen,sooner than later.

[scribblet]

Not mine but here goes:

President Kennedy is gunned down in Dallas, Texas.

George W. Bush's home state.

Where a lot of wealthy American right-wingers live.

Some say the fatal shots were fired from a grassy knoll.

Where was Stephen Harper that day?

He isn't saying.

Choose your Canada.

I'm Not Making This UP

[PocketRocket]

Steven Harper has never come right out and said that he does not wear women's underwear.

He could conceivably even be wearing them right in Parliament.

His wife has women's underwear.

In HER drawer.

In THEIR dresser.

Right there.

In their bedroom.

In Canada.

Coincidence???

We don't think so.

Choose your camisol, er, Canada.

[PocketRocket]

Steven Harper was once overheard in Parliament saying he had to "Go to the bathroom".

"Go to the bathroom".

In Parliament.

Right here.

In Ottawa.

In Canada.

He can't even hold his water, and he wants to hold office.

We're not making this up.

Choose your commode, er, Canada.

[PocketRocket]

Steven Harper has gone on record as saying he "Likes pork".

It has been said that flesh from a human body tastes much like pork.

There are still many unsolved missing-person cases in Western Canada.

Why has Steven Harper never let us look in his freezer???

His refrigerator freezer.

In his kitchen.

Here.

In Canada.

We're not saying that Harper cuts people up and eats them, but then again, he's never denied it.

We're not making this up.

Choose your cannibal, er, Canada.

You're right, this IS fun.

[mowich]

Polygamy law unjust say Feds

Multiple partners

Here in Canada

Here in our bedrooms

The more the merrier

Coming soon to your neighborhood

Martin to scrap NWC

Polygamy reigns

Oh Canada

[JerrySeinfeld]

STephen Harper is from Alberta.

Alberta is a strange place.

With low taxes.

And man-woman couples.

In Canada.

We're not making this up.

[PocketRocket]

Hey MOWICH, thanks, you gave me another idea.....

Steven Harper has said he wants stricter laws regulating pornography.

Steven Harper himself owns a camera.

In fact, more than one.

Camera.

Harper.

Here.

In Canada.

Harper has not come right out and said that he was not taking photographs in that Quebec sex club.

But then again, he hasn't told exactly where he was.

That night.

In Quebec.

When they had an orgy in the sex club.

We're not totally making this up.

Choose your camera, er, Canada.

(Man, it's getting tough to come up with other "C" words to preceede "Canada.

But hey, I'm a sucker for alliteration.)

[mar]

We played this game already on another thread and the Conservative posters lost on both style and originality, but hey! knock yourselves out!

here's my favourite but I'm biased

CUE: SOMBER MUSIC

The blurred screen gradually sharp focuses on a line of coffins draped in the Canadian flag.

VOICEOVER:

If Stephen Harper had been Prime Minister in 2003 he would have sent Canadian troops to Iraq without the sanction of the U.N. and against the wishes of the majority of Canadians.

Now he says he was misled by the intelligence.

Mr. Cretien was not misled, Mr. McCallum was not misled, Liberal, NDP and Bloc MP's were not misled. The majority of the Canadian public was not misled.

Either Mr. Harper has poorer judgement than the majority of the public or he was willing to sacrifice the lives of our sons and daughters, husbands and wives in the Canadian military to ingratiate himself with George Bush.

Do we really want Stephen Harper answering the phone the next time Mr. Bush calls?

(100% true and accurate; approved by mar)

[PocketRocket]

We played this game already on another thread and the Conservative posters lost on both style and originality, but hey! knock yourselves out!

I was under the impression that the whole idea is to create a "Liberal" ad that is so ridiculous that it absolutely could NOT POSSIBLY be believed, even by a hard-core, die-hard Lib, rather than creating a Conservative ad based on the same style.

Hence my approach.

But I still wanna see Harper in women's underwear

In fact, I think at all the leaders' debates, they should be made to dress in drag

PMPM in fishnet stockings. Har!!!

[shoop]

Wow,

You must be correct mar. *Winning* the MLW ad contest as judged by you. Too bad the Conservatives are winning the only race that really counts. i.e. the 2006 federal election!

I will take that anytime.

We played this game already on another thread and the Conservative posters lost on both style and originality, but hey! knock yourselves out!