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The Rhinoceros Party's Triumphant Return!


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The party that once promised to repeal the law of gravity and keep none of its promises plans to run a candidate in the federal by-election in Montreal's Outremont riding next month.

Among the party's early planks: renaming our country Nantucket and abolishing lawn-mowing in Outremont.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/sto...y/National/home

I must say, I kinda like their idea of putting a dam on the St. Lawrence River and making Montreal the Venice of North America.

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I must say, I kinda like their idea of putting a dam on the St. Lawrence River and making Montreal the Venice of North America.

I voted Rhino a few times, even joine the party...although their membership card left something to be desired (clump of "rhino" manure). In one east end riding they same very close to winning scared then Rhino lead Francois (yo) Gourd and he pledged he would not stop drinking.....

Soom of their past promises....

  • Repeal the law of gravity to reduce fuel consumption
  • Pay of the national debt with American express
  • Buy the Effel Tower and put it i the Big O and charge admission. (would help payoff the Big Owe)
  • Promise to break all election promises

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