JMH Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 I've just secured a remarkable investment opportunity. My travel agent has set up a package in conjunction with overseas contacts for Canadians only. It's called " Syria, It's All About Our Torture". All inclusive:- Return flight from New York (some additional fees apply). -7 nights stay (2meals/daily w.colonial breakfast) at the Hilton Damascus -Free bombless shuttle to/from airport -Two rounds of complimentary golf (18 holes-between 7:00am and 7:00pm) -Complete documentation confirming your torture during your stay (some resrictions apply)* -Breakfast with a Syrian Security Agency (SEC) representative. *All torture documentation is subject to prior aproval. Canadian citizens are required by international law to provide said documents to the Supreme Court Of Canada immediatly upon returning to Canada. Failure to do so will result in death. Upon settlement, Canadians are required to submit 50% of NET court settlements to the Syrian embassy located in Ottawa. Note: Cheques are to made payable to, Sheik ALLAH AHKbaduraruski C.O. Syrian embassy 1414 Pueblo Colorado 125227 All NSF funds will be forwarded to our collections dept promptly, so we encourage your cooperation. Afterall, when you lose your head.....your dead, as we always say. Thank you for your patronage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbg Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 I've just secured a remarkable investment opportunity. My travel agent has set up a package in conjunction with overseas contacts for Canadians only. It's called " Syria, It's All About Our Torture". All inclusive:- Return flight from New York (some additional fees apply). -7 nights stay (2meals/daily w.colonial breakfast) at the Hilton Damascus -Free bombless shuttle to/from airport -Two rounds of complimentary golf (18 holes-between 7:00am and 7:00pm) -Complete documentation confirming your torture during your stay (some resrictions apply)* -Breakfast with a Syrian Security Agency (SEC) representative. As a lawyer, your idea is great. (Good satire, edited at another poster's request) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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