xul Posted February 22 Report Posted February 22 (edited) Zelenskyy: Sleepy Joe promised me if we confronted Russia, US would guaranty our security. And We have plenty of minerals to reward US if.... Trump passes Zelenskyy a map to show Putin's demand: I don't care a damn what Sleep Joe said. You will recede these lands to Russia. You will give these minerals up to USA. And there isn't any security guaranties for Ukraine. Zelenskyy sighs painfully: It's OK. Trump: It's OK? Good. Now you will sign here, Putin signs here, and I sign here, then the deal is made. Zelenskyy, Putin and Trump sign the deal. After Putin leaves, Trump: Now let's discuss how can US get those minerals? Zelenskyy: You can send in troops and take them yourselves. Trump: Where are they? Zelenskyy points on the map which Trump gave to him: Don't you know they are all on the Russian side.....😜😂 Edited February 22 by xul Quote
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