Should Italy be Bracing for Massive Fires (caused by global warming) in its Most Beautiful Areas Where Peons Live?

[WestCanMan]

With mega-rich celebrities leaving America to go to Italy, and a shortage of luxury communities, it might just be a matter of time before "global warming" causes another Maui/Pacific Palisades type fire.

Celebrities fleeing America, where fire isn't clearing prime land of plebes fast enough, include: Cher, Oprah, Sharon Stone, Barbara Streisand, Ellen DeGeneris, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Amy Shumer, Whoopi Goldberg, and more... (We'll really miss Amy Shumer's smelly snatch jokes)

With so many of them choosing Italy, and no current area grand enough to suit all of their precious little souls, maybe it's time for the global warmingcooling angels to clear off some land? 

I wonder if people can still get fire insurance in the nicer areas where there are still middle-class families....