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Why do you doubt it. Have you nevr read of the Dragon slain by St. George? Dragons were actually a late dinosaur and most were rendered late by various early knights.

More likely a monitor lizard which was carried far from it's native climes by a pair of swallows using a line tethered between them.

The real question is; African or European swallow???

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I hope that moron faces one count of corrupting the youth for every child that sets foot in that place.

That won't happen unless he starts teaching that dinosaurs were gay, and that that was okay. :D

Hmmm, reminds me of the old joke about the gay and lesbian dinosaurs, respectively; the Megasore-ass and the Lickalotapuss.

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Eww. I can't even imagine how much fibre a vegetarian t-rex would consume in a day.

Hey, gotta keep your T-Rex clean, inside and out :D

It holds that the world and the universe are but 6,000 years old and that baby dinosaurs rode in Noah's ark.

Heh heh.

Maybe the author is in error here. After all, the flood would make a good Creationist argument as to why the dinosaurs are extinct.

Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.

Regarding death not existing before that, we have to ask ourselves does this refer to human death only, or to ALL death.

If the former, then if we are to believe that Adam and Eve were the VERY FIRST humans, then there was NO ONE TO DIE before that.

Duh :huh:

If it's the latter, then it must have been a bitch getting rid of a tapeworm. Hell, you'd have to coax it to voluntarily leave. "Here wormy, wormy wormy...."

What about fruit and vegetables??? Eat a carrot, and the damn thing just keeps on growing inside you....

And hey, the T-Rex didn't eat any apple, so why isn't HE still immortal???

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And hey, the T-Rex didn't eat any apple, so why isn't HE still immortal???

Don't be ridiculous. Of course he ate the apple.. thats what he subsisted on before humans ruined it for him. You don't seriously believe that he would even contemplate eating Adam's poodle, do you?

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It holds that the world and the universe are but 6,000 years old and that baby dinosaurs rode in Noah's ark.
Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.

Right. So where exactly was Eden... apparently not in this world or universe. It doesn't seem fair to punish Adam and Eve for a sin committed...nowhere. Heck, even in this day of corrupted morals, we know its not cheating if you do it in another area code. How can you be punished for doing something in..non-existence?

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Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.
Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other?

To fly a plane, you need both a left wing and a right wing.

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Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.
Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other?

Incest?

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Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.
Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other?

Best ask the creationists as they have the answers to everything. When they don't they simple reply that with God everything and anything is possible.

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Well, according to........

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/.../cains_wife.asp

(which happens, I noticed, to be run by the same organization to which the original link in this thread referred)...

In Genesis 5:4 a statement sums up the life of Adam and Eve—‘And the days of Adam after he had fathered Seth were eight hundred years. And he fathered sons and daughters.’ This does not say when they were born. Many could have been born in the 130 years (Genesis 5:3) before Seth was born.

So, I guess the postulation is that we are all descended from the incestuous relationship carried on by Adam's children.

Could this be why incest is reputed to be so much higher in the southern states where the Bible Belt is still such a powerful tether???

After all, if it's good enough for Adam and family.....

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