newbie Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Well, the museum is in Kentucky, after all. http://www.detnews.com/2005/religion/0509/27/A04-328981.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theloniusfleabag Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Dear newbie, That link is hilarious. I visited a 'creationist' website a while ago that said much of the same stuff. Sadly, there will never be a global shortage of loonies. Quote Would the Special Olympics Committee disqualify kids born with flippers from the swimming events? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eureka Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Why do you doubt it. Have you nevr read of the Dragon slain by St. George? Dragons were actually a late dinosaur and most were rendered late by various early knights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted October 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Why do you doubt it. Have you nevr read of the Dragon slain by St. George? Dragons were actually a late dinosaur and most were rendered late by various early knights. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Surely you jest. But for the record, St. George - real; dragon - legend, myth, fairytale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PocketRocket Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Why do you doubt it. Have you nevr read of the Dragon slain by St. George? Dragons were actually a late dinosaur and most were rendered late by various early knights. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More likely a monitor lizard which was carried far from it's native climes by a pair of swallows using a line tethered between them. The real question is; African or European swallow??? Quote I need another coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eureka Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Definitely European enlisted for a slave taking party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Miss Trudeau Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 I hope that moron faces one count of corrupting the youth for every child that sets foot in that place. Quote Feminism.. the new face of female oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PocketRocket Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 I hope that moron faces one count of corrupting the youth for every child that sets foot in that place. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That won't happen unless he starts teaching that dinosaurs were gay, and that that was okay. Hmmm, reminds me of the old joke about the gay and lesbian dinosaurs, respectively; the Megasore-ass and the Lickalotapuss. Quote I need another coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PocketRocket Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Dinosaurs lived with Adam and Eve I'd hate to be the one that has to clean the litterbox. Quote I need another coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Miss Trudeau Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Dinosaurs lived with Adam and Eve I'd hate to be the one that has to clean the litterbox. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eww. I can't even imagine how much fibre a vegetarian t-rex would consume in a day. Quote Feminism.. the new face of female oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PocketRocket Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Eww. I can't even imagine how much fibre a vegetarian t-rex would consume in a day. Hey, gotta keep your T-Rex clean, inside and out It holds that the world and the universe are but 6,000 years old and that baby dinosaurs rode in Noah's ark. Heh heh. Maybe the author is in error here. After all, the flood would make a good Creationist argument as to why the dinosaurs are extinct. Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that. Regarding death not existing before that, we have to ask ourselves does this refer to human death only, or to ALL death. If the former, then if we are to believe that Adam and Eve were the VERY FIRST humans, then there was NO ONE TO DIE before that. Duh If it's the latter, then it must have been a bitch getting rid of a tapeworm. Hell, you'd have to coax it to voluntarily leave. "Here wormy, wormy wormy...." What about fruit and vegetables??? Eat a carrot, and the damn thing just keeps on growing inside you.... And hey, the T-Rex didn't eat any apple, so why isn't HE still immortal??? Quote I need another coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Miss Trudeau Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 And hey, the T-Rex didn't eat any apple, so why isn't HE still immortal??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't be ridiculous. Of course he ate the apple.. thats what he subsisted on before humans ruined it for him. You don't seriously believe that he would even contemplate eating Adam's poodle, do you? Quote Feminism.. the new face of female oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Miss Trudeau Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 It holds that the world and the universe are but 6,000 years old and that baby dinosaurs rode in Noah's ark. Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that. Right. So where exactly was Eden... apparently not in this world or universe. It doesn't seem fair to punish Adam and Eve for a sin committed...nowhere. Heck, even in this day of corrupted morals, we know its not cheating if you do it in another area code. How can you be punished for doing something in..non-existence? Quote Feminism.. the new face of female oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwind Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other? Quote To fly a plane, you need both a left wing and a right wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Miss Trudeau Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Incest? Quote Feminism.. the new face of female oppression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Creationists believe man became mortal when God cast Adam and Eve out of Eden 6,000 years ago. Death did not exist before that.Can anyone tell me how Adam and Eve managed to produce the entire human race with only two sons? One of which murdered the other? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Best ask the creationists as they have the answers to everything. When they don't they simple reply that with God everything and anything is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PocketRocket Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Well, according to........ http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/.../cains_wife.asp (which happens, I noticed, to be run by the same organization to which the original link in this thread referred)... In Genesis 5:4 a statement sums up the life of Adam and Eve—‘And the days of Adam after he had fathered Seth were eight hundred years. And he fathered sons and daughters.’ This does not say when they were born. Many could have been born in the 130 years (Genesis 5:3) before Seth was born. So, I guess the postulation is that we are all descended from the incestuous relationship carried on by Adam's children. Could this be why incest is reputed to be so much higher in the southern states where the Bible Belt is still such a powerful tether??? After all, if it's good enough for Adam and family..... Quote I need another coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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