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  1. I'm am no fan of the Harpercrite conservatives by far, but come on... Give McKay a break. He didn't wake up one morning and say, "it's time to screw up the hostages' chance for survival." What he did was a very stupid rookie mistake and I hope to God he's learned from it. He's said sorry to the family and the family accepted it. He's got a tough job to do. I hope he finds a way to get our people back home. So would I vote for him...Hell no because I don't trust his party. But would I say he's did this on purpose. Hell no. I think in the end he will be a good minister. Running a ministerial post is an awesome responsibility and I for one hopes he does good, for the sake of our people held captive and the future Canadians the will be in the same trap. We should be patriots before party lap dogs.... Now in this time of darkness we need to be supportive of our government and our ministers for the good of the country. When the election arrives then we should speak up. Until then just leave the guy alone and let him do his job...
  2. Good Keep us posted, Josh. If they do something about this, that will be an excellent step in erasing their first week in power. I hope they do it.....
  3. I sure hope the conservatives do something about this. :angry:
  4. if you must know, he's a fellow colleague of mine and I know him to be man of honour and has one thing many politicians lack, honesty
  5. actually the CTV wrote it But all I am saying is that political parties and the politicians are hypocrites..... If you say "oh well, so what and that's how the political game is played," that's your discretion and all the power to you, freedom of speech is one the perks of living in free country, but it's that kind of reasoning that made me vote for an independant candidate, at least I know that when I voted for that person, he was not going to jump ship and join the other party...
  6. Man was I surprised by Emerson's stupid comment to the CTV. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/stor...?hub=TopStories What got me was this: Emerson has also said had the Liberals won the election, he wouldn't have switched parties. I mean does this guy want his government to have problems. What happens if the Liberals win again, will he prostitute himself again? Or if the impossible would happen, the NDP ever formed a government, would Emerson be wearing an orange scarf... Harper must have been yelling “DOH!” after hearing that comment.
  7. I am no fan of the conservatives I think that they are Harpercrites, but I do not want to see another election in a year. If that happens it means that we have spent close to a Billion dollars on elections since 2004. It's crazy I know some will say the price for ones ideas, granted....However, the price is high and in the end we would end up with another minority. "There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says yes, you know he is crooked," Groucho Marks
  8. I was wondering, maybe someone could help me on this. What happen to that 4.5 billion dollar NDP budget Jack made a deal with Paul. Did they see any of that money? If they didn't then I guess Jack shot himself in the foot when he sided with Steve...... Because I know that the Conservatives WILL NOT give the NDP their budget..... If that is the case...I wonder if their supporters know about this......
  9. I am no Conservative by far, but on this issue Toews is right on the money on this one. I hope it does get pass for all of our kids' sake.
  10. I didn't vote Liberal, but I am even happier that I didn't vote Conservative. I voted for the ind. candidate..... I know a new name for the PM: Harpercrit......just like them alll
  11. Hi all, Hope no one is upset. I was just fed up with all of the political parties. I think that this one will bring forth another election. Just trying to add laugh in a smile situation for us all. Sorry to get you all mad
  12. Well the New Year as begun and so has another election. This election had put damper on my festive cheer, for I wanted to be with my family and enjoy a Christmas turkey, not to watch turkeys on TV. However, I was quite busy watching the tube; for I got the entire Star Wars collection as a Christmas gift. As I watched episodes 1 to 6, I noticed that there was something familiar about the movies. It starts with political turmoil, corruption and with hidden agendas. I then realized that the series was like the Canadian political structure. So for a laugh I began to write my own version of Star Wars using the best actors I have ever seen, the Canadian politicians and their parties. So let’s start the tale, but before I begin I must remind the reader that this is purely a humorous satire tale of fact/fiction is by no means my way to tell the reader how to vote. For as you will learn, I’m quite tired of them all. Also to Mr. George Lucas, please accept my apology. Not so long ago. In a reality far far away: Loonie Wars Episode I: The Gomery Menace Utter turmoil had engulfed the Dominion of Canada as the ruling party the Liberals were in the mist of a Sponsorship Scandal going back to the Quebec Referendum of 1995. Barely winning, the federalist movement led by former Chancellor Chretien seemed to have had some of his closest friends involved in a scheme to stop separation and at the same time abuse the money of the people of the Dominion. As much as $147 million was given to Liberal friendly ad firms. The old Progressive Conservative Party joined a new party, (I don’t know the name of the party, they keep changing it) that was extremely strong in the farce and they formed the new Conservative Party of Canada. With pressure from the Dominion; the government called an inquiry to be lead by Justice Gomery. An election was called costing the people $277 million. Using the kickback scandal as its weapon, the opposition parties fired their farce powers against the new Chancellor of the Dominion Paul Martin. Misplacing his farce, Martin had to use his wits to maintain power. On Election Day, the Liberals won a minority government, but the new Conservatives (yeah that’s their name) remained in the shadows as the Gomery Inquiry continued. Episode II: Attack of the Scandals Less than 12 months after the election the Conservatives attempted to gain power in the Dominion by joining with the Separatists of Count Gilles Duceppe. Whose sole goal was to take the nation of Quebec and leave the Dominion, but keep all the perks. Chancellor Martin in a bold move called the clone army of the NDP to assist in defeating the new Conservative-Separatist alliance. Meanwhile Stephen Harper had lost his apprentice Belinda Stronach to the Liberal-side of the farce; leaving Peter McKay betrayed and returning home to meditate. But McKay took on his dog as his new padwan, because dogs were loyal. The vote of no confidence was upon parliament. The Conservatives originally supported the first budget, then rejected it, just to support it again, but fought against the new Liberal/NDP budget. Harper used the old Tory Mind Trick on the media and it worked. The vote arrived, but the last of the loyal knights of the Dominion Master Chuck Cadman stopped the movement. A few months later, a sad day came to the Dominion as the brave knight fell and became one with the force; leaving the farce with parliament. The Liberals survived again, but the Gomery Report will soon be revealed. Episode III: Revenge of the Conservatives Just before the Christmas season the Conservatives and the Separatists got a new ally, Jack Layton and the NDP. Now with the three main opposition parties together, the Conservative-side of the farce grew stronger as the fading Liberals tried one more last effort to keep power. They promised a late spring election after Justice Gomery finished with his report, but powerful in the farce the opposition parties were and they moved for a vote of no confidence using the Sponsorship Scandal as their weapon. The Liberals were quickly defeated and a second election in less than two years was among the Dominion once more. Again, the people had lost at least another $277 million for this struggle for power. Not including the Gomery Inquiry bill of at least $71 million. A long political battle had ruined the holiday season. Meanwhile people debated which farce was stronger as they enjoyed their beer and popcorn. Chancellor Martin, trying to avoid his party’s faux pas, does one last effort to remind the people of Harper’s past affiliation with the NCC and their stand on healthcare, his speech that praised American conservatives and slammed Canada for being a "European welfare state.” But Harper used the Tory Mind Trick again and all was forgotten. On election night, the Conservatives won a minority government and the Liberal Purge had begun. Chancellor Martin was exiled via Canada Steamship Lines to the Caribbean. Episode IV: A New Hype Shortly after winning the election, Chancellor Harper began to read the wish list of his friend the Dork Lord of the Sieve Ralph Klein. Before you can say, “grass roots” the Conservatives reopened the same sex debate. As stated 13 days before the election by the CTV, Dork Klein said, “Nothing is carved in stone. All it takes is a legislative session.” The Dork Lord also asked the new Chancellor to deal with “irksome” issues such as Kyoto. The environmentalist and sexual orientation minority groups prepared to rebel against the new government. With the fear of health care being next, many people began to wonder what was in store for the Dominion. Meanwhile the Separatists have grown stronger in the farce as the province talked about another referendum if the PQ would win the provincial election. The Liberals finally got rid of their beer and popcorn and picked a new leader. Many candidates applied for the position, but in the end it was a knight of the old Liberal Party that came back to take the leadership role. Extremely strong in the farce Brian Tobin was, for he fought as a General in the Turbot Wars and was known as Captain Canada to the Dominion. After long battle at the convention, Tobin was given the red rose of the Liberal Party and became its leader. But still he was not strong enough in the polls to beat the Conservatives. Episode V: The Voters Spit Back Almost a year in power and the Conservatives were beginning to make enemies in the Dominion. The Conservatives were only Tories by name as they reverted to the CRAP-side of the farce. Tobin’s return had diminished their power to use the farce quite considerably. While the Liberal leader attempted to gather support across the Dominion by traveling on the Millennium Turbot from east to west to hear the people’s concerns. The Conservatives prepared for their first budget and the people were slowly loosing faith in the CRAP-side of the farce, but still they spit in true Canadian fashion when they heard the word election. Episode VI: Return of the Liberals The Liberals began to fight the Conservatives on their first budget vote. Jack Layton trying to get his first front page photo op since the last election, joined with the Liberals to attempt to take down the Conservatives. The Separatists, knowing another federal election would hurt their Referendum movement in Quebec, support the CRAP-side of the farce. The vote was tied with one independent MP breaking the tie in favour of the opposition. Once again the Dominion shot out another $277 million for yet another election. The voters were feeling like a blindfolded person in a dark room looking for a black cat that wasn’t there. Yet in true Canadian fashion, only 60% of eligible voters arrived at the polls. The Conservatives attempted to remind voters of the Sponsorship Scandal, but this time it’s Tobin that used the old Grit Mind Trick and the scandal disappeared as fast as a Bloc Quebecois MP picking up his federal pension. When the polls closed the Liberals pull…another minority. For the voter still had no faith in the farce regardless who used it. So the more things had changed the more they stayed the same. The moral of the tale: Spending almost a billion dollars to find out what happened to $147 million is not good business; it’s like spending $10 to find a Loonie. Also don’t be a couch voter, go and vote and do your country a favour –so we don’t end up like this tale.
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