Iceni warrior

It's easy to be 6'2'' and well built in anonymity on the internet. Probably totally harmless irl and wouldn't say boo to a geese. I'm a bit more charitable than yourself though. Bleeding heart, kumbaya panty waist liberal that I am. I'd only throw him out of a helicopter or hang him from a lamp post for crimes against the environment.

Reminds me of ''The Conservative'' possibly a bit of a 'sperg.

Honestly, I think he's just one of those people who puts his mouth in motion before putting his brain into gear.

Don't forget calling for medical experiments on prisoners. We've got a proper little Mengele here.

That's only going to be temporary though. Once the outbreak has receded the borders will open up again. Free movement is one of the 4 pillars of the EU and it's non-negotiable.

I expect they would be calling it the Kike cold and using it as an excuse for more xenophobic, scapegoating, anti-immigrant ranting.

I was definitely taking something...

What about looking for solutions instead of scapegoats?

Oh well, I'm off to work my last shift at the pub. I'm kinda glad BoJo has taken it out of my hands, I was starting to think that I wasn't being socially responsible anyway. From tomorrow I'm going into social isolation at the farm and I'll be eating rabbits and pheasants within a month. They always told me vegetarianism was just a fad and 36 years later they might be proved right.

I might just jack a yacht from the nearest marina and turn up on your doorstep in a month's time. I might as well start getting to know Mrs Dougie now since your coal black heart won't last forever.

Only if you accept environmentalism is a bipartisan issue.

I've got a half share in a really cheap house in france, a 32 year old food truck and a signed photo of Vinny Jones grabbing Gazza by the plums. Shouldn't amount to more than your yearly spending on single malt and Havana cigars...

Is that military jets practicing their low flying amongst the hills?

Lend me some capital then please so I can join you amongst the ranks of the idle rich.

We get the occasional C130 flying low over the farm and we used to get a P51 Mustang flying from a nearby farm but the pilot crashed on landing a couple of years ago and both him and the plane are still being rebuilt.

Bugger, Boris has just told us to shut the pubs, cafes, restaurants etc tonight and not open tomorrow or for the forseeable future. As of tomorrow I'm a parastitic benefits scrounger... No more work jail for me for a while.

Canadian Geese is not a pretty sound though. When I had my little yacht on the Norfolk Broads the bloody things would make a hell of a row. They used to sh#t all over my deck too if I wasn't onboard.

The dawn chorus can be loud enough to wake me up in the spring but I'm not going to complain about that. The worst noise pollution around here is the five days of ''drum camp'' in July but that was called off today due to Covfefe19.

Much more laisse faire here. It's all advisory at the moment, we haven't even been told to shut the pub so far. Boris has quoshed rumours that London is about to be locked down with troops brought in to enforce it. He's got a reputation for telling pork pies though...

Noisy old traffic...

6 miles to the nearest town and 25 to the nearest city. The only sounds I hear at night are owls, the wind and the occasional crack of a rifle as Farmer Paul shoots another rat.

That's true but the first recorded case was fort Riley in Kansas in March 1918 and many researchers believe that was the origin.

...and when they relax the shutdown the virus will reappear. It's calculated that 95% of people in the Wuhan area have not been exposed to it yet. There are only two ways out of this outbreak, herd immunity or a working vaccine. Everything else is just delaying the inevitable.

Actually it was a deliberate bit of misinformation. Maybe you know where it is thought to have originated?

You know the best thing about you right-wing extremists? Leave you alone for 5 minutes and you start fighting amongst yourselves.