JMH Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 I've just secured a remarkable investment opportunity. My travel agent has set up a package in conjunction with overseas contacts for Canadians only. It's called " Syria, It's All About Our Torture". All inclusive:- Return flight from New York (some additional fees apply). -7 nights stay (2meals/daily w.colonial breakfast) at the Hilton Damascus -Free bombless shuttle to/from airport -Two rounds of complimentary golf (18 holes-between 7:00am and 7:00pm) -Complete documentation confirming your torture during your stay (some resrictions apply)* -Breakfast with a Syrian Security Agency (SEC) representative. *All torture documentation is subject to prior aproval. Canadian citizens are required by international law to provide said documents to the Supreme Court Of Canada immediatly upon returning to Canada. Failure to do so will result in death. Upon settlement, Canadians are required to submit 50% of NET court settlements to the Syrian embassy located in Ottawa. Note: Cheques are to made payable to, Sheik ALLAH AHKbaduraruski C.O. Syrian embassy 1414 Pueblo Colorado 125227 All NSF funds will be forwarded to our collections dept promptly, so we encourage your cooperation. Afterall, when you lose your head.....your dead, as we always say. Thank you for your patronage. Quote He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
jbg Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 I've just secured a remarkable investment opportunity. My travel agent has set up a package in conjunction with overseas contacts for Canadians only. It's called " Syria, It's All About Our Torture". All inclusive:- Return flight from New York (some additional fees apply). -7 nights stay (2meals/daily w.colonial breakfast) at the Hilton Damascus -Free bombless shuttle to/from airport -Two rounds of complimentary golf (18 holes-between 7:00am and 7:00pm) -Complete documentation confirming your torture during your stay (some resrictions apply)* -Breakfast with a Syrian Security Agency (SEC) representative. As a lawyer, your idea is great. (Good satire, edited at another poster's request) Quote Free speech: "You can say what you want, but I don't have to lend you my megaphone." Always remember that when you are in the right you can afford to keep your temper, and when you are in the wrong you cannot afford to lose it. - J.J. Reynolds. Will the steps anyone is proposing to fight "climate change" reduce a single temperature, by a single degree, at a single location? The mantra of "world opinion" or the views of the "international community" betrays flabby and weak reasoning (link).
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