"Trump Has Sold Out!"

[TomT]

Trump and the two invisible licensing and marketing companies charged with selling his NFT’s have sold out. You know, those actual photos of Trump in various stages of dress. Theoretically, Trump “collected” $4.4m from this initial offering. These two companies are as empty as a January Nudist Colony. Their “owners” are more obscure than the lyrics to “Wooly Bully.” Finding Waldo is much easier than trying to identify or locate Team Trump’s crypto partners.

If you weren’t able to pull the trigger on this sale of a lifetime, perhaps it was because you didn’t have your Crypto Wallet ready. That’s right. Team Trump is only accepting Crypto payments. There is no reason whatsoever for any banks or taxing entities to be involve. It is also better for Trump if his money starts becoming invisible…again.

Crypto Wallets work like this. The coins exist on a blockchain and the wallet software allows you to interact with the balances held on that blockchain. The wallet itself stores addresses and allows their owners to move coins "elsewhere."

Okay Trumpophiles, time to start saving up those digital coins in your digital piggy bank for the next big sale of a lifetime. Please disregard the word "grift" from all those Trump haters.