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Please post your best jokes (or real life stories) about politics, it can be federal politics (so we can keep it on topic), provincial politics or international politics, let's have some laughs and keep it decent :)

My dad lived in the Transylvanian region of Romania under the the man of the people Ceausescu. One day at university they called him in the office and 1 militia/securitatea member was there. This is how the conversation went:

Communist: "We heard you were telling jokes about Ceausescu". And they gave him the piece of paper with the joke:

Is 6 am in the morning, Ceausescu gets up - Everyone needs to get up

Is 6:15 am in the morning, Ceausescu is brushing his teeth - Everyone needs to brush their teeth

Is 6:30 in the morning, Ceausescu is exercising - Everyone needs to exercise

Is 7 am in the morning, Ceausescu is sitting to eat break fast - FOR EVERYONE ELSE: MUSIC :) 

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