bloodyminded Posted April 20, 2010 Report Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) 7:40 AM: Rahm Emanuel enters Oval Office, gives Obama secret Illuminati handshake, says, Good morning, Comrade President. The Iranian ambassador is here to discuss his scheme to undermine Americas security. Obama says, Show him right in. 9:05 AM: Snack of sweetened camel milk served with dates, figs, pita and hummus. Then Iranian ambassador exits White House through secret tunnel so Fox News wont see him. 10 AM: Editors of New York Times, Washington Post, New Yorker arrive to receive weekly instructions. Noon: Lunch with leaders of world gay conspiracy, who lobby Obama to appoint a transsexual to Supreme Court. 2 PM: Quiet ceremony in Rose Garden, where elders of Kikuyu tribe give Obama plaque honoring him as first Kenyan to become President of U.S. 9 PM: Obama reads a chapter from Das Kapital for Kids to Sasha, Malia. 10 PM: In private quarters, Obama, Michelle are so moved watching PBS documentary on suffering of poor widows and children of al Qaeda suicide bombers, they decide to make contribution. 11 PM: Bong hits, anal sex, then sleep. 2:25 AM: Succubus enters bedroom, mounts sleeping President and has her way with him while whispering demonic instructions for next day. http://trueslant.com/lewisgrossberger/2010/04/15/a-day-in-the-life-of-obama-as-envisioned-by-a-typical-republican/ Edited April 20, 2010 by bloodyminded Quote As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. --Josh Billings
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