Bonam Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 (edited) ...people that believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree! Haha, well put. That being said, as DogOnPorch pointed out, this paragraph applies to Christians, not to Jews. Specifically, due to references such as "his own father", "live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh", "remove an evil force from your soul". None of these are features of Judaism as far as I'm aware. Edited September 23, 2010 by Bonam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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