MontyBurns Posted March 3, 2008 Report Posted March 3, 2008 If I was PM I would stop looking out for criminals, feminists, gays, foreigners and special interest groups like the Liberals did :angry:. Screw them. I would look out for normal men, women, kids, families and so on. Harper is doing pretty good with this anyways. Quote "From my cold dead hands." Charlton Heston
Rue Posted March 3, 2008 Report Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) 1. Invite gary Bettman to Ottawa for a Senators game and have him arrested and placed in prison and tortured. 2. Arrest Celine Dion, Paul Anka and Anne Murray and place them in prison. 3. Use my office to convince Angela Jolie to come up and visit and then get her drunk on ice wine and have a torrid affair in the Chateau Laurier. I would also invite Avril Lavigne and Melissa Auf Der Maur. Now that I am PM I am on a roll. 4. I would have Mats Sundin deported. 5. I would round up every one who has ever asked me for spare change in Toronto and appoint them ambassadors to places with warm climates. 6. I would end all trade with China and use all their goods still in Canada to build ski hills in Southern Saskatchewan and in PEI. 7. I would appoint Stompin Tom Connors as Governor General and send him on a good will tour. 8. I would change the Maple Leaf on the flag to a moose. 9. I would change the national animal from beaver to Canada lynx- (so people can still say our national emblem has female genitilia undertones but we can stop referring to ourselves as big rats) 10. Anyone with light skin must learn to dance. 11. anyone with dark skin must learn the sport of curling. 12. Anyone with a name that can't be pronounced will change it to Shapiro. 13. The Montreal bagel will be recognized as an icon of Canadian culture and instead of giving people medals when we give them the order of Canada we will give them a dozen Montreal bagels. Finally; 14.we will give myself and my friends money in paper bags. Edited March 3, 2008 by Rue Quote
jbg Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 And you, an American who spends a lot of time on a Canadian political web site - represent the average man's political knowledge? Please.Only difference is I have a terrible memory and IQ level so I probably retain in my brain little information about Canada. Quote Free speech: "You can say what you want, but I don't have to lend you my megaphone." Always remember that when you are in the right you can afford to keep your temper, and when you are in the wrong you cannot afford to lose it. - J.J. Reynolds. Will the steps anyone is proposing to fight "climate change" reduce a single temperature, by a single degree, at a single location? The mantra of "world opinion" or the views of the "international community" betrays flabby and weak reasoning (link).
jbg Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 If I was PM I would stop looking out for criminals, feminists, gays, foreigners and special interest groups like the Liberals did :angry:. Screw them. I would look out for normal men, women, kids, families and so on. Harper is doing pretty good with this anyways.Transexuals of Somalian extraction could use some help though. Quote Free speech: "You can say what you want, but I don't have to lend you my megaphone." Always remember that when you are in the right you can afford to keep your temper, and when you are in the wrong you cannot afford to lose it. - J.J. Reynolds. Will the steps anyone is proposing to fight "climate change" reduce a single temperature, by a single degree, at a single location? The mantra of "world opinion" or the views of the "international community" betrays flabby and weak reasoning (link).
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