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My goals? Well, I only have one. My goal is the same as last year's goal. It is to kiss and make up with my uncle, Joe. But first I have to find him. He posted here briefly last year under the handle "The Baron of Banality". His latest address to the ML forum was March 3rd, and that's the last time I saw him. I'm now in the middle of investigating Fleabag's tip that he might reside on the Rock. I would greatly appreciate any other hot tips from my friends and foes here. Just to remind you, there's a handsome reward for the poster whose tip leads to the discovery of his whereabouts. SOOO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET MOVING ALREADY!!! Thanks in advance! Ru

I just called the Governor, Gary Locke, to see if they adopted it yet. Being told that a new lady Governor was just sworn in I wasn't giving much hope of finding out about my proposal, or that she even new who I was. To my surprise she, Christine Gregoire, knew who I was. She thanked me for my proposal, said it works like a charm and also said that the cheque is on the way. So, Maplesyrup, if you get any money out of it we split it, ok?

Well as long as they keep on aquiescing to their hearts' desires to keep China happy we're safe, I guess. Thanks, dear theloniusfleabag, I feel much better now.

Are they projecting their power now? It is one thing to tango with Afghanistan, Iraq etc., it is another to boogie with the Chinese or Ruskies. Soo, what do you think would happen if China wanted to boogie? WOULD WE WIN? WOULD WE WIN? I hope so.

They already are at the "top or come very close to topping the list" of dumb cities after that stupid proposal, IMO. My proposal? Have two speed limits on the highways, the speed limit for trucks being 10 to 15 percent slower than for cars. It's the same proposal that I already proposed to the Washington State Governor. I wonder if they adopted it?

That's EXACTLY what I considered. And considering that Russia and the USA a few years back agreed to now hoard precisely the same number of nuclear weapons, they are equally qualified for Super Power status. The UK and France have so few of these babies, they're not even on the radar. Now, China .... THERE'S the country to worry about, because nobody really knows how many they have. We know it's many, but how many .... THAT'S what everybody's afraid to ask. And that's why I hope that George Bush and Vladimir Putin stay partners, allies and friends for a long long time.

Clicking onto the URL you provided above, the very first thing that jumped out at me was: "How inscrutable the last remaining superpower must seem to the outside world!" Do you really believe that bullshit about how the U.S. is the "last remaining superpower"? I didn't think so.

My best guess would be that The Baron of Banality posted it. He is the greatest! Where the heck is he, BTW?

Lot's of people must feel like you do, and that's the reason that they inundated people in the tropics with blankets. Either that or there is a big surplus of blankets and some smart Samaritans turned it into a gesture of goodwill. Bush sent cash. Speaking of "chilling", is your champagne in the fridge yet? It has to served cold, you know.

My uncle, Joe, works as a dog groomer in a prestigious Mississauga dog grooming salon and he tells me that all the groomers there consider poodles to be the most viscious. He and all his colleagues have the scars to prove it.

Instead of helping liberate Prague, the Americans stopped in Pilzen, and many Czechs were unnecessarily slaughtered till the Russians came. I believe that the Americans stopped because they got seduced by the strong hops flavor of pilsner lager beer that originated and is made in Pilzen. Can't say I blame them. I hear that Poles are renowned for their vodka. Did the Russians stop where the best Polish vodka is made? That would explain it. HEY, FLEABAG! THIS WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!

Where did I ever say that I'm against abortion? All I said was that we humans are ugly for doing it, and also for making all kinds of inane excuses for why we are doing it. And I put the blame on both sexes, not just women. Thus I would never ask questions like: "How do you propose stopping 'women' from having an abortion? .... Would you put a 'woman' in jail? .... What whould stop Canadian 'women' from traveling to another country to have an abortion? ... Would you charge 'women' who do this?"

Tsk tsk tsk, Augustus! BEWARE OF THE YELLOW PERIL!!!

It was premeditated and THAT'S what made it the worst attack seen, IMHO. Bertuzzi is an asshole to say the least!

A "little" story? A tall story is more like it. There's a law in Canada that forbids one to prounce around the city with "long" knives. Unless you consider three (or so) inches long, like my friend, JLK, does.

Instead of helping liberate Prague, the Americans stopped in Pilzen, and many Czechs were unnecessarily slaughtered till the Russians came. I believe that the Americans stopped because they got seduced by the strong hops flavor of pilsner lager beer that originated and is made in Pilzen. Can't say I blame them. I hear that Poles are renowned for their vodka. Did the Russians stop where the best Polish vodka is made? That would explain it.

I always thought that Russia was better at spying than the U.S.. Vladimir Putin and George Bush will get a joint Nobel Peace prize soon, just you wait and see.

Yes you are, ontariogal, and I'm happy for you. How unfortunate that most of the world's female population can't make that claim. Don't you wish they were never born?

To be perfectly honest, I would be more pissed off if I had to live a horrible life filled with a broken family, poor living conditions, a parent who wasn't ready for me to enter their lives, a mother who was raped by my father, AND/OR an irresponsible parent who was far too young mentally and emotionally to give me the life I deserve. And, most importantly why would I want to be a burden on someone's life? That sure would make me feel special if I wasn't even "wanted" or I was just an "accident"... I'm sure that would be a beautiful title for my baby book. What a spoiled brat you are! If everyone felt like you do, over 90% of world's population would not exist today. "Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them." - Oscar Wilde

China is the biggest threat to world peace today so let's make sure we sell them all of our uranium too. That ought to piss off those disobedient Americans.

Well...it was a great thread. :angry: Well, ONE of us was drunk! I'm sorry!

You're drunk!!

So, how about if that aborted child was YOU? Hmmm? You'd be mightly pissed off , I'm sure.

Why the hell do you think we humans call it an "embryo" for at least the first couple of months? Why is it that only humans call it an embryo for months, while the rest of the animal kingdom chooses to call it a "foetus" right from the start? You want the truth? I don't think you can handle the truth. Still, I will tell you. It wouldn't even cross any other animal's mind to get rid of it, so they don't have to pretend that it's not yet a foetus so that they can dump it. Admit it! Humans are ugly!

One can easily be snuffed with a blade much shorter than this... I think that anyone that wishes to carry a weapon of any sort, should first have to undergo victim affinity training. Ergo, a potential gun owner would, before being considered for ownership of a licensed firearm, be shot in a non-vital organ, in a controlled environment, by a weapons control commissioner. Likewise, a person wishing to carry a knife on his/her person, should first be subject to state sanctioned stabbing... Those carrying weapons without proper victim affinity training (and the scars to prove it) should have this training imposed summarily by the arresting officers... ROTFPIMPALMFAO! Thanks, Vanni Fucci!