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My goals? Well, I only have one. My goal is the same as last year's goal. It is to kiss and make up with my uncle, Joe. But first I have to find him. He posted here briefly last year under the handle "The Baron of Banality". His latest address to the ML forum was March 3rd, and that's the last time I saw him. I'm now in the middle of investigating Fleabag's tip that he might reside on the Rock. I would greatly appreciate any other hot tips from my friends and foes here. Just to remind you, there's a handsome reward for the poster whose tip leads to the discovery of his whereabouts. SOOO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET MOVING ALREADY!!! Thanks in advance! Ru

I just called the Governor, Gary Locke, to see if they adopted it yet. Being told that a new lady Governor was just sworn in I wasn't giving much hope of finding out about my proposal, or that she even new who I was. To my surprise she, Christine Gregoire, knew who I was. She thanked me for my proposal, said it works like a charm and also said that the cheque is on the way. So, Maplesyrup, if you get any money out of it we split it, ok?

Well as long as they keep on aquiescing to their hearts' desires to keep China happy we're safe, I guess. Thanks, dear theloniusfleabag, I feel much better now.

Are they projecting their power now? It is one thing to tango with Afghanistan, Iraq etc., it is another to boogie with the Chinese or Ruskies. Soo, what do you think would happen if China wanted to boogie? WOULD WE WIN? WOULD WE WIN? I hope so.

They already are at the "top or come very close to topping the list" of dumb cities after that stupid proposal, IMO. My proposal? Have two speed limits on the highways, the speed limit for trucks being 10 to 15 percent slower than for cars. It's the same proposal that I already proposed to the Washington State Governor. I wonder if they adopted it?

That's EXACTLY what I considered. And considering that Russia and the USA a few years back agreed to now hoard precisely the same number of nuclear weapons, they are equally qualified for Super Power status. The UK and France have so few of these babies, they're not even on the radar. Now, China .... THERE'S the country to worry about, because nobody really knows how many they have. We know it's many, but how many .... THAT'S what everybody's afraid to ask. And that's why I hope that George Bush and Vladimir Putin stay partners, allies and friends for a long long time.

Clicking onto the URL you provided above, the very first thing that jumped out at me was: "How inscrutable the last remaining superpower must seem to the outside world!" Do you really believe that bullshit about how the U.S. is the "last remaining superpower"? I didn't think so.

My best guess would be that The Baron of Banality posted it. He is the greatest! Where the heck is he, BTW?

Lot's of people must feel like you do, and that's the reason that they inundated people in the tropics with blankets. Either that or there is a big surplus of blankets and some smart Samaritans turned it into a gesture of goodwill. Bush sent cash. Speaking of "chilling", is your champagne in the fridge yet? It has to served cold, you know.

My uncle, Joe, works as a dog groomer in a prestigious Mississauga dog grooming salon and he tells me that all the groomers there consider poodles to be the most viscious. He and all his colleagues have the scars to prove it.

Instead of helping liberate Prague, the Americans stopped in Pilzen, and many Czechs were unnecessarily slaughtered till the Russians came. I believe that the Americans stopped because they got seduced by the strong hops flavor of pilsner lager beer that originated and is made in Pilzen. Can't say I blame them. I hear that Poles are renowned for their vodka. Did the Russians stop where the best Polish vodka is made? That would explain it. HEY, FLEABAG! THIS WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND I DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!

Where did I ever say that I'm against abortion? All I said was that we humans are ugly for doing it, and also for making all kinds of inane excuses for why we are doing it. And I put the blame on both sexes, not just women. Thus I would never ask questions like: "How do you propose stopping 'women' from having an abortion? .... Would you put a 'woman' in jail? .... What whould stop Canadian 'women' from traveling to another country to have an abortion? ... Would you charge 'women' who do this?"

Tsk tsk tsk, Augustus! BEWARE OF THE YELLOW PERIL!!!

It was premeditated and THAT'S what made it the worst attack seen, IMHO. Bertuzzi is an asshole to say the least!

A "little" story? A tall story is more like it. There's a law in Canada that forbids one to prounce around the city with "long" knives. Unless you consider three (or so) inches long, like my friend, JLK, does.