Why would anybody object to a yellow ribbon embossed with the slogan "Support The Troops" on a public emergency vehicle? Let me count the ways.
First off: it's a stupid symbol. This is an image gleaned from a song by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Have we all forgotten that? This is the level of intellectual commitment. The song is not about remembrance. It's about a *criminal* getting out of *prison* and wondering if his girlfriend is still willing to see him after he's done the crime and done the time. Yet without a trace of irony, these idiots are foisting this association upon us as representation of our troops.
Next, we have the fact that this symbol was invented during one of the most cowardly and certainly the most ultimately pointless military invasions in recent history: the First Gulf War. Techniques of sophisticated propaganda and deliberate disinformation were perfected during the runup to this war. What's worse is they got that part right. Canada rallied behind America, lending a hand wherever we could. From safely out of range America flattened Iraq, destroyed its infrastructure, killed thousands of Iraquis and then, right at the point where they could actually have done some good, they turned around and left for home, threw themselves a big, fat tickertape parade, called themselves heroes and went on to enjoy artificially low gasoline prices for the next decade. But Saddam was left in absolute power, even freer than before to kill, maim, torture and rape the Iraqui people; exacting reprisal killings of Shiia in the thousands (the same Shiia for whom we now claim an abiding concern). The 90's went blissfully by, while Saddam entroned himself on a golden toilet and skimmed from conscience-salving "oil for food" scams. A generation of Iraqui children died of typhus and cholera epidemics caused by destroyed water and medical systems. That was the legacy of Gulf War One. A yellow ribbon was wrapped on that and see how pretty it is.
Then we have the mindless mantra itself; Support The Troops. Naturally the majority of those who support the war parrot this. They are used to hiding behind these brave men and women who put their bodies and lives in peril for our safety (or in this case the *illusion* thereof). Why not hide behind them rhetorically as well? You'll see a lot of yellow ribbons on chickenhawkmobiles. The sad thing is the growing number of people who do not support the war but are still afraid to question this slogan for fear of being accused of "hating" the troops; who are actually affixing these things to their own bumpers for fear of being called out. And who can blame them? It's an easy point to score by shameless jingoists and most western liberals are still too wishy-washy to stick to sensible, logical, factual discussion and not allow themselves to be side-tracked into defending themselves against unjust personal attack.
What does this mean, Support The Troops? Reading this thread, we'll sure never know. Four pages so far and not a single note of agreement on terms. That's because it really DOESN'T mean anything, least of all to those who use it the most; those who probably have one of the damnable things stuck to their S.U.V. right now. During the world wars people supported the troops. They sacrificed. They went without for the sake of the troops. You don't see any of these people rallying for fuel rationing to support the war. You certainly don't see them calling for something that would demonstrate TRUE support for the troops: an increase in taxation to offset the enormous cost of funding a war effort. Oh dear no. What are these guys sending our troops? TOILET PAPER? Are you even serious? Another nice ironic symbol perhaps, but do you really want to impress us all with your magnanimous, selfless support of the troops? Have a whip-round and send them a few ARMOURED VEHICLES . Is a magnet on your bumper the extent of your grim resolve? Apparently so, because the corpulent orgy of over-indulgence that characterizes so much of our western culture goes merrily unabated.
Gee whiz, what's wrong with putting it on a public vehicle? Who could object to that? So what if it's obviously been hijacked as a pro-war slogan? It's all good, right? Well look at it this way. Arguably the best way we could support the troops would be to bring them home alive with all their limbs intact. What if a firefighter put a sticker saying something along the lines of "Bring the Boys Back Home" on the pumper truck? How many seconds would it be before some bunting-encrusted flag-waver was on the phone to the city about this obvious political statement -- gesture of support for the troops though it surely is? That's because "Support the Troops" is NOT a neutral political statement and it never has been. Claiming it as such is dishonest or blinkered or both.
Bring the troops home? Scandalous! Unthinkable! Imagine how *DEMORALIZED* the poor lads will be if they had to come home in one piece, alive, with all their arms and legs and hands and feet and eyes, back to the arms of their wives and children and mothers and fathers. Imagine the weeping on that day. The sense of loss. Anybody who knows anything about the troops will tell you that they would be soooo much happier if we left them on an impossible treadmill of futility, imposing "order" and "freedom" on a 15-way sectarian boodbath that has been raging on-again/off-again since before the time of Alexander the Great. The Mongols, the British empire, the Soviets. Everybody has taken a kick at this can and gotten their asses handed to them each and every time. Now here comes Canada, with it's brave but dreadfully underfunded and underequipped military, and we're going to make it all right or by God we're not leaving. What monumental hubris. The mouse that roared. This is not a "mission". It's a fantasy cooked up by wannabe Americans -- Canadians who want to be like America, with a population base one-tenth the size and a geography three times as large, but still somehow able to flex Charles Atlas military muscle all around the globe like their heroes to the south; people who, remember, have no interest in making the kind of financial committment it would take to even come close.
If the troops were even asked; if they were offered the freedom to speak openly (remember that soldiers have no more right to express their political opinions than cops or firefighters), how many would admit this sense of futility? How many would admit their sense of betrayal at being lied to from the beginning? For just like Iraq, Afghanistan was started on a lie. Osama Bin Laden was holed up in Tora Bora waiting for the final battle, remember? The "building schools" business only came about *after* we discovered that he was never actually there at all. Has everyone besides myself forgotten this? Have the troops forgotten this? Sadly we shall never know. We'll be sure to hear from those carefully selected soldiers who remain buoyantly optimistic, but don't count on equal time for grumblers and nay-sayers. Even if we did, they would only be dismissed by our self-appointed troop support system as just that: cowards and whiners, malingerers and layabouts. That's their inevitable reaction whenever a soldier exercises his right to conscientious objection. Support the troops?
Well hurrah. Metro Council saw "sense" and voted to keep the annoying, meaningless magnets. What a surprise. What a principled decision. I'm sure the situation in Afghanistan will continue to improve as a direct result. But hey Toronto! While we were all bickering over this crucial issue, the Council passed a by-law charging you between $41 and $151 a year for your garbage removal. You don't suppose that was on purpose do you? This ultimately pointless but emotionally charged issue raising its head in council precisely when they were voting approval on what is sure to be a severely unpopular by-law? No. Now I am going too far. Somebody stop me.