A Florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning, when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a Royal Canadian Mountie comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The RCMP Officer is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when The barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Liberial Party of Canada member comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Liberial is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Small Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Later a member of the Conservative Party of Canada comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Conservative Party member is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen bibles and letter of membership for a cash tax-deuctible contribution.
Then a New Democrat Party member comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there's a dozen N.D.P.er`s lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between centre, right and left. .
