FUNNY QUOTATIONS

[JerrySeinfeld]

Here:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/p_j_orourke.html

Who doesn't love some good right wing scathing hilarity from time to time.

Enjoy...even you lefties should like this stuff.

[Riverwind]

Enjoy...even you lefties should like this stuff.

He is an equal opportunity satarist:

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.

[JerrySeinfeld]

Enjoy...even you lefties should like this stuff.

He is an equal opportunity satarist:

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.

and for those with no sense of humor....

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/p_j_orourke.html

Who doesn't love some good right wing scathing hilarity from time to time.

Enjoy...even you lefties should like this stuff.

"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon." -

P. J. O'Rourke

The first time he said that was when he was fortysomething (1991).

I wonder how many times he said it since, and whether he's still saying it.

I bet you he does.

[Biblio Bibuli]

I always think of Lenny Bruce around Eastertime.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/l...ruce107553.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

If we all did THAT this place would be empty.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/p...rour104319.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/p_j_orourke.html

Enjoy.

I sure am enjoying it. It's a great site. Thanks JerrySeinfeld.

Here's a funny one:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e...hemi103950.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

Enjoy...even you lefties should like this stuff.

What's not to like?

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/p...rour107305.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/p_j_orourke.html

Here are some funny quotations from MY favorite libertarian:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/h_l_mencken.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here are some funny quotations from MY favorite libertarian:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/h_l_mencken.html

How about this one?:

"A bore is simply a nonentity who resents his humble lot in life, and seeks satisfaction for his wounded ego by forcing himself on his betters." - H. L. Mencken

I'm not trying to point fingers or anything .... honest.

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here are some funny quotations from MY favorite libertarian:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/h_l_mencken.html

Here is one of the ones that I can 100% vouch for:

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."

H. L. Mencken

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here is one of the ones that I can 100% vouch for:

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."

H. L. Mencken

I don't mind though for I'm a "clever" man.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r...dkip137110.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

He is an equal opportunity satarist:

I don't see anything "equal" about this:

"Feminism is the result of a few ignorant and literal-minded women letting the cat out of the bag about which is the superior sex." - P.J. O'Rourke

[Biblio Bibuli]

Here:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/p_j_orourke.html

Enjoy.

There are lots and lots of funny quotations to be found on the site you kindly provided, and I'm sure every MLW poster is enjoying it.

And should you ever decide to start a "Beautiful Quotes" competition, posters here would be beating each other off with sticks trying to enter their favorite.

Here's mine (for now):

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/h...ncke129266.html

[Biblio Bibuli]

and for those with no sense of humor....

I don't think it's just those without a sense of humor that are staying away from here, Jerry.

My guess is that ever since that English sot said:

http://www.bartleby.com/66/80/12380.html

many boys & girls feel that they are too educated for that stuff.

I LOVE this site! Your "Brainy Quote" site is an admirable work, and I'm studying it intently. (just in case anybody wonders where I am)