Peanut Butter and Jam - SLIME

[Chungwawema]

Peanut Butter and Jam sandwiches are terrible, disgusting food items. They are the worst type of an already contemptible breed of food.

1. They pretend to be something unique and wacky when they are nothing more than gooey, gross mush. How FALSE they are!

2. When you first make these hypocritical sandwiches they act as though they bring both the best of Peanut Butter and the best of Jelly - but they really only capture of oil of the Peanut Butter and the, uh, slime... slime! of Jam.

3. They think they're better than Ham sandwiches! How can they even suggest this? But it's true, not ten months a go they suggested that Ham sandwiches were "over-rated" and "excessively fatty." But, then, in the ultimate flip flop maneuver, they suggested that we, the food consumers, would be best served by a PB&J - Ham alliance - what unholiness is this?

Both the Peanut Butter and the Jam are old and moldy. We need new life in our sandwiches, we need INTEGRITY in our sandwiches!

But Peanut Butter and Jam sandwiches have muscled their way into the hearts of the naive! It is truly disgusting that so many unknowing souls sit down for lunch, or maybe a light dinner, and eat these foul beasts!

[Melanie_]

You obviously have been brainwashed by the elitist, anti PB&J minority. If you would care to examine the issues, you would see the proud traditions that PB&J carry on, and the sacrifices that have been made by countless loaves of white bread to allow us to breath free today in a world where PB&J can be enjoyed by the multitudes. PB&J forever!!!!!

[cybercoma]

How short-sighted can you be? PB&J is what fuels the nations children day-in and day-out so that someday they may become the intelligentsia of this great nation. To sully the good name of peanut butter and ALSO jelly is to use this great nation's framework as your personal roll of toilet paper.

I ask the good Chungwawema if he/she has ever been to one of our gradeschools and seen the sheer delight on a child's face as one opens his/her lunch to find this tasty treat? Not only do you make the nation's children cry with your preposterous accusations of PB&J being a "terrible" and "disgusting" food item, but you insult the hard working parents in this country whom prepare these delightful meals for their offspring.

Hardworking Canadians combined spend endless hours toiling over countless jars of peanut butter and jelly slathering delicious bread with these food items, no this mana of the gods. You insult their hardwork and dedication to raising our nation's children with the traditional values of the peanut butter and jelly lunch.

Since it's only obvious that you have nothing but contempt for the children and families of this great nation, I ask the Hon. Chungwawema when he/she will resign from office?

Thank you, Mr. Speaker.