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Tip as to not get into Preacher Mode, Funny Story

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I try to remember this story when I get into preacher mode, we all get into the preachy mode, don't we?! I do, anyways, sometimes this story works for me, and sometimes it does NOT, and rant anyways. 😄 More often, I rant. 


  • There was a student once sitting on a bench eating 2 different chocolate bars and drinking a big bottle of Coca-Cola. 
  • An elder approached him and said: 
  • "Young man, don't you know those are bad for you?"
  • The youngster, a sharp person, who was not having a good day, replied back: "Sir, do you know why my grandfather lived until 90 years old?"
  • The elder replied: "Did he avoid the chocolate bars?"
  • The youngster replied: "No."
  • The elder replied: "Did he avoid Coca-Cola?"
  • The young man replied: "No."
  • "So what, then, how did your grandfather reach 90?" the older fellow said. 
  • The reply from the student was: "He minded his own business."   😄  😄  😄 
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