Jump to content

My Girlfriend is a liberal


Recommended Posts

Guest ProudConservative
Posted (edited)

My current girlfriend is a liberal, and I'm a hardcore conservative. How do I stay in a relationship with this hottie without taking her over the edge, with my anti Trudeau rhedoric? Normally I wouldn't date a Trudeau appologist, but shes like a 9/10 georgious Brunette thats easy to please.

Edited by ProudConservative
Guest ProudConservative
Posted
3 minutes ago, Moonlight Graham said:

Just STFU about politics until she becomes emotionally attached to you, then mouth off.

So I might miss out in the good sex, if I bash Trudeau so much?

Posted
1 minute ago, ProudConservative said:

So I might miss out in the good sex, if I bash Trudeau so much?

Right.  Trust me.  Just STFU for a few months.

"All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain

Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.

Guest ProudConservative
Posted
2 minutes ago, Moonlight Graham said:

Right.  Trust me.  Just STFU for a few months.

I love getting laid, but I love destroying Trudeau even more. I think I get off more, bashing Liberals.Is there something wrong with me?

Posted
Just now, ProudConservative said:

I love getting laid, but I love destroying Trudeau even more. I think I get off more, bashing Liberals.Is there something wrong with me?

No.  It really does feel good bashing Trudeau.

Tell your gf her vagina looks like Trudeau's.

  • Like 1

"All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain

Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.

Guest ProudConservative
Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Moonlight Graham said:

Tell your gf her vagina looks like Trudeau's.

She's way out of my league too, but I still hate Justin, and she needs to know it ;) The strange thing is, I think she's becoming a conservative now, and won't admit it. Now with Trudeau's ugly beard, finally a conservative might have a chance to win the next election.

Edited by ProudConservative
Posted
45 minutes ago, ProudConservative said:

She's way out of my league too, but I still hate Justin, and she needs to know it ;) The strange thing is, I think she's becoming a conservative now, and won't admit it. Now with Trudeau's ugly beard, finally a conservative might have a chance to win the next election.

No woman is out of your league.

"All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain

Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.

Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, ProudConservative said:

My current girlfriend is a liberal, and I'm a hardcore conservative. How do I stay in a relationship with this hottie without taking her over the edge, with my anti Trudeau rhedoric? Normally I wouldn't date a Trudeau appologist, but shes like a 9/10 georgious Brunette thats easy to please.

........just don't have any babies with her!  :D

Edited by betsy
  • 1 year later...
  • 5 months later...
  • 1 year later...
Posted
On 8/11/2020 at 10:43 PM, Guest ProudConservative said:

My current girlfriend is a liberal, and I'm a hardcore conservative. How do I stay in a relationship with this hottie without taking her over the edge, with my anti Trudeau rhedoric? Normally I wouldn't date a Trudeau appologist, but shes like a 9/10 georgious Brunette thats easy to please.

Theres an old saying, The screwing you get isn't worth the screwing you take. 

  • 1 year later...
Posted

We have a saying, "if it floats, flies or fùcks, it is cheaper to rent than buy."

Hope that helps.

The Rules for Liberal tactics:

  1. If they can't refute the content, attack the source.
  2. If they can't refute the content, attack the poster.
  3. If 1 and 2 fail, pretend it never happened.
  4. Everyone you disagree with is Hitler.
  5. A word is defined by the emotion it elicits and not the actual definition.
  6. If they are wrong, blame the opponent.
  7. If a liberal policy didn't work, it's a conservatives fault and vice versa.
  8. If all else fails, just be angry.
  • Tell a friend

    Love Repolitics.com - Political Discussion Forums? Tell a friend!
  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      10,909
    • Most Online
      1,403

    Newest Member
    miawilliams3232
    Joined
  • Recent Achievements

    • derek848 earned a badge
      First Post
    • Benz earned a badge
      Dedicated
    • Videospirit earned a badge
      One Year In
    • Barquentine earned a badge
      Posting Machine
    • stindles earned a badge
      Week One Done
  • Recently Browsing

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...