Infidel Dog Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Twas the Night Before Voting Twas the night before Voting and all through the House The Democrats were shouting, not at all like a mouse. The Trumpster was done, no need for a trial, His loss shouted out, by the Media with smiles. Democrats were screaming “THE TRUMPSTER IS DEAD!” With visions of Donald, who lives in their head, Swinging and dangling, his face turning blue, Fulfilling their dreams of a third world coup. The Pubbies were furious, the Dems filled with joy, Their votes would fulfill, the outcome their ploy. When across our great nation there arose such a clatter We sprang from our fury to see what was the matter. The pollsters had lied, the Mainstreams misled, It’s the people rejecting, what the liars had said. The moon shone like searchlights exposing the scam, This partisan, sickening Democrat sham. Then what to our wondering eyes did appear, The Donald decked out, in full battle gear. Handsome and tall, so lively and quick, And make no mistake, in hand a big stick. More rapid than eagles his twitters they came, Exposing the lies of the Democrat’s game. “Now Nancy, now Jerry, now Adam, now Mueller, On Biden, on Comey, on Brennan, on Schumer. To the massive rejection, to the crash of your polls, Back to your basements, you blood-sucking trolls!” As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly, Impeachment was scattered and now it has died. You Democrats gambled, you listened to polls, No thought that the people would spoil your goals. So over the Dems the people they flew, With outrage and anger, their President, too! And soon in a twinkling the vote will be tallied, Right after the Donald's, Grand Rapids rally!! The Donald laughed loud, final polls now reported , The Democrats know, Biden will be aborted. “Watch out, here comes the Republican vote! You partisan hacks, it will stick in your throat. The price you will pay you will always remember, The first payment is due on the third of November!” Wrapped in the flag from his head to his toe, He’ll survive their barrage which is nothing but show. A sack full of tweets that are going to bite, Trump comes like a warrior who’s ready to fight. Dems covered their ears, but should have been listeners, The Donald is known for taking no prisoners. His eyes how they twinkled, his outlook so bright, In spite of the nonsense, he doesn’t lose sight. His mind’s aim is deadly, a shaft from a bow, And the hair on his head has a soft golden glow. The charge from his God he holds tight in his teeth, And God’s grace encircles his head like a wreath. He had a calm look, determined to win, That rankled the Media, got under their skin. In spite of their lies, he’s a jolly old guy, Who believes that our limit, is only the sky. A wink of his eye and his promises keep, Will give me great peace, tonight when I sleep. He twitters and tweets but goes straight to his goals, Improving the lives of all of our souls. He’s filled all our stockings in just four short years, Putting behind us, our eight years of tears. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod up our chimney he goes. He sprang to his airplane, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. Then I heard him exclaim flying off to his work, “Democrat socialists, your freedoms they take, They’ll destroy America, unless you awake. To all who are patriots you need to remember, Your vote will be crucial the third of November!” The last thing I heard as Trump thundered from sight, “HAPPY VOTING TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!” https://securehost.issw.com/twas-the-night-before-voting-2020.htm 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DogOnPorch Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Introduces his niece as his dead son. That's perfectly normal....for Democrats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannucklehead Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/america-votes/donald-trump-jr-tweets-nonsensical-map-suggesting-russia-antarctica-is-voting-republican-1.5173355 Meanwhile, trump jr promotes election interference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TSS- Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Biden has tried to become president twice before and on both occasions he had to quit very quickly because he just wasn't good enough. Now he is supposedly the best the Democrats have got. How has the standard fallen so low? Politicians have never been outstanding characters but they have never been as mediocre as they are these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, -TSS- said: If Trump can pull this off it can be compared to the 1948 election when Truman(almost the same name, nomen est omen) was supposed to lose the election and the front pages of newspapers had to be taken down and printed again as they wrote about Truman's certain defeat when as in reality he had surprisingly won the election. I don't know anyone other than a few parts of the media which have shown confidence that Biden is going to win this thing. I certainly have no such confidence. I've sold most of my stocks in anticipation of a shit show and a long, drawn out period of instability through legal fights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogOnPorch Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Equity = Communism...for those that can't recall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) Relax....it is just another U.S. election. Markets crashed in 2016 as Trump torched Clinton....then bounced back going very high. Good news...Sen. Mitch McConnell has been re-elected...GOP needs to keep the Senate ! Edited November 4, 2020 by bush_cheney2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogOnPorch Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Just now, bush_cheney2004 said: Relax....it is just another U.S. election. Markets crashed in 2016 as Trump torched Clinton....then bounced back going very high. Good news...Sen. Mitch McConnell has been re-elected...GOP needs to keep the Senate ! I'm just amazed that the likely result of a Trump defeat is a Harris administration. She lost...yet there she is...like a pair of panties left over from a Clinton fundraiser. Will ANY American accept that? If so....for goodness sakes why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, DogOnPorch said: Will ANY American accept that? If so....for goodness sakes why??? 50% will...because she IS NOT Trump ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogOnPorch Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, bush_cheney2004 said: 50% will...because she IS NOT Trump ! A House Divided Can Not Stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 minute ago, DogOnPorch said: A House Divided Can Not Stand. Burn Baby Burn !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, -TSS- said: Biden has tried to become president twice before and on both occasions he had to quit very quickly because he just wasn't good enough. Now he is supposedly the best the Democrats have got. How has the standard fallen so low? Politicians have never been outstanding characters but they have never been as mediocre as they are these days. You ask that about the Democratic candidate when the Republican candidate is a guy who couldn't get into school without cheating, has been repeatedly caught committing adultery with strippers and porn stars, went bankrupt multiple times, is a compulsive and obvious liar, a pervert who used to barge into the dressing rooms for Miss Teen USA pageants to ogle the girls, couldn't name the church he went to or anything about the bible, couldn't say what he wanted to do if re-elected, has no platform and keeps making blindingly dumb mistakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogOnPorch Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, bush_cheney2004 said: Burn Baby Burn !! What's the rest of the quote from his speech? Oh yeah... "I do not expect the Union to be dissolved—I do not expect the house to fall—but I do expect it will cease to be divided." Let the musket balls fly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Trump is cruising in Florida....what happened Joe ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogOnPorch Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Argus said: You ask that about the Democratic candidate when the Republican candidate is a guy who couldn't get into school without cheating, has been repeatedly caught committing adultery with strippers and porn stars, went bankrupt multiple times, is a compulsive and obvious liar, a pervert who used to barge into the dressing rooms for Miss Teen USA pageants to ogle the girls, couldn't name the church he went to or anything about the bible, couldn't say what he wanted to do if re-elected, has no platform and keeps making blindingly dumb mistakes. How much did the Chinese pay you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TSS- Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 This is very fascinating but still I prefer the European sort of parliamentarism which you in Canada also have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkman Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 35 minutes ago, bush_cheney2004 said: Trump is cruising in Florida....what happened Joe ? Yeah, all of the polling had Florida in Biden's camp. I never saw one single poll with Trump winning it, yet here we are. I think the poll organizations are off the mark again, and if Trump wins, the Legacy Media's response will probably encourage more rioting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverFever Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, sharkman said: Yeah, all of the polling had Florida in Biden's camp. I never saw one single poll with Trump winning it, yet here we are. I think the poll organizations are off the mark again, and if Trump wins, the Legacy Media's response will probably encourage more rioting. That’s bullshit, all of the polling said Florida would be too close to call and it’s still too close as of now although starting to tip to Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OftenWrong Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 We lit a candle are are sitting together, no tv no radio. Someone is singing a song. Silent Night, Holy Night... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverFever Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, OftenWrong said: We lit a candle are are sitting together, no tv no radio. Someone is singing a song. Silent Night, Holy Night... .... and the internet..... As Biden continues to pull ahead, Hillary might just go down in American history as the last presidential candidate to ever peacefully concede. Imagine that as Trump’s only lasting legacy. That and a few failing sections of wall along the Mexican border paid for by the the US military (not Mexico) Edited November 4, 2020 by BeaverFever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 This will drive the "progressives" nuts... Quote Georgia Republican who supports QAnon wins US House seat https://www.startribune.com/georgia-republican-who-supports-qanon-wins-us-house-seat/572965182/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OftenWrong Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, bush_cheney2004 said: This will drive the "progressives" nuts... Are you saying @Argus is a progressive? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush_cheney2004 Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Damn....I can't get the CBC live feed to work....want to see all those Canadian experts tell me that Hillary...I mean Joe... is going to win in a landslide ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, OftenWrong said: Are you saying @Argus is a progressive? Trump says he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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