kimmy Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 World Stupidity Awards MONTREAL (CP) - The Canadian government secured a surprise win Friday, beating out such luminaries as Iran, North Korea and the United States, for the dumbest government of the year at the World Stupidity Awards.It also bested the United Nations in a hotly contested category that organizers said proved Canadians can compete with the rest of the world. "Canadians often feel we're in the shadow of the U.S., especially when it comes to stupidity, but now we're proving we're world class," said Robert Spence, spokesman of the awards handed out during he Just for Laughs comedy festival. "And as host country, who could ask for more? Despite the upset loss, Dubya did not go home empty handed: U.S. President George W. Bush may not have led the dumbest government, but he was honoured with the award for the Stupidest Statement of the Year after telling a news conference: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." Other winners included... Hotel heiress Paris Hilton won in two categories. She was named Stupidist Woman of the Year and was star of The Simple Life, which was named Stupidest Show of the Year.Conservative columnist Ann Coulter won the award as Stupidest Man of the Year. She beat out Bush, U.S. Senator John Kerry, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association director Bob Goodenow, and former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma. Other winners included: -Ashlee Simpson's lip-synching performance on Saturday Night Live for Dumbest Moment of the Year; -Alien vs. Predator for Stupidest Movie of the Year; -Crystal meth for Stupidest Trend of the Year; -North Korean dictator Kim Jong for Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet; -Fox News for Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance; -The World Stupidity Awards for Stupidest Award Show of the Year. We are truly in great company. -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
THELIBERAL Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 These awards are important to you? WOW!!! Only a Conservative would be ranting about these awards!!!! GET A LIFE!!! Quote
kimmy Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Posted July 27, 2005 These awards are important to you? WOW!!! Only a Conservative would be ranting about these awards!!!! GET A LIFE!!! Are you such a small, angry little man that you can't lighten up for a moment? WOW! Hint: GET A LIFE!!! HELLO!! -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
Argus Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 These awards are important to you? WOW!!! Only a Conservative would be ranting about these awards!!!! GET A LIFE!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have a feeling that if Ed's Gas Bar in Buttmuch Nfld held a poll and it found the Tories to be the world's stupidest party you'd have been screaming about it at the top of your lungs ten minutes later, voice filled with smug cofidence in your own superiority. Quote "A liberal is someone who claims to be open to all points of view — and then is surprised and offended to find there are other points of view.” William F Buckley
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