Peter F Posted December 8, 2013 Report Posted December 8, 2013 (edited) During a move, my ex, my son (16 at the time) and myself were going through all his stuff to determine what to pack and what to throw out. We came across a box full of early elementary school junk. One of the items was a hand-crafted journal from grade 2 with a laboriously printed weekly entry. The journal page for the last day of school before Christmas holidays read: "This week I found out that there is no Santa Claus. My parents have been lying to me for 7 years" Edited December 8, 2013 by Peter F Quote A bayonet is a tool with a worker at both ends
Peter F Posted December 8, 2013 Report Posted December 8, 2013 (edited) Edited December 8, 2013 by Peter F Quote A bayonet is a tool with a worker at both ends
BC_chick Posted December 9, 2013 Report Posted December 9, 2013 During a move, my ex, my son (16 at the time) and myself were going through all his stuff to determine what to pack and what to throw out. We came across a box full of early elementary school junk. One of the items was a hand-crafted journal from grade 2 with a laboriously printed weekly entry. The journal page for the last day of school before Christmas holidays read: "This week I found out that there is no Santa Claus. My parents have been lying to me for 7 years" Hahaha, I love it. I hope that made it to the archives. Quote It's kind of the worst thing that any humans could be doing at this time in human history. Other than that, it's fine." Bill Nye on Alberta Oil Sands
-1=e^ipi Posted December 9, 2013 Report Posted December 9, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQBy-USwrOo Oh no, we need to save Santa from global warming! Quote
August1991 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Posted December 14, 2013 Years ago, I asked my sister how she explained the Santas in all the malls to her kids. "Helpers". Quote
Wilber Posted December 14, 2013 Report Posted December 14, 2013 Years ago, I asked my sister how she explained the Santas in all the malls to her kids."Helpers". Yup, that's the standard answer. Quote "Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice". WSC
Shady Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Lol, even in this topic waldo can't help himself!!! Quote
The_Squid Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Lol, even in this topic waldo can't help himself!!! That was funny... stop being such a troll... Quote
Shady Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Yeah but coal is responsible for diamonds! Quote
waldo Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Yeah but coal is responsible for diamonds! hey Scrooge... you know as much (i.e., nothing) about how diamonds are created as you do about the nature of this thread (i.e., nothing) Quote
Shady Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 hey Scrooge... you know as much (i.e., nothing) about how diamonds are created as you do about the nature of this thread (i.e., nothing) I don't know about Christmas humour? Oooookay. Quote
waldo Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 I don't know about Christmas humour? Oooookay. post something funny... other than your own heelarious words! Quote
Shady Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 post something funny... other than your own heelarious words! Sure! "Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ" - Bart Simpson. Quote
guyser Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Uh....back to school for you shady. Quote
DogOnPorch Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2012/12/24 (the rest) Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
guyser Posted December 17, 2013 Report Posted December 17, 2013 Now THAT'S funny! Lol. post 13 was funnier Quote
jacee Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) Yeah but coal is responsible for diamonds!Only if you LEAVE IT IN THE GROUND !! hohoho . Edited December 18, 2013 by jacee Quote
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