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GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976

for driving under the influence of alcohol. I

pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's

license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving

record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went

AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any

questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas

Air National Guard, I was able to avoid

combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C

average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my

career in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in

1975.

* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any

oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly

after I sold all my stock.

* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a

sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer

money.

* With the help of my father and our friends in

the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I

was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and

oil companies, making Texas the most polluted

state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston

replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city

in America.

* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to

the tune of billions in borrowed money.

* I set the record for the most executions by any

governor in American history.

* With the help of my brother, the governor of

Florida, and my father's appointments to the

Supreme Court, I became President after losing by

over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

* I am the first President in U.S. history to

enter office with a criminal record.

*I invaded and occupied two countries at a

continuing cost of over one billion dollars per

week.

* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively

bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

* I shattered the record for the largest annual

deficit in U.S. history.

* I set an economic record for most private

bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures

in a 12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop

in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my

first year in office, over 2 million Americans

lost their jobs and that trend continues every

month.

* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are

the richest of any administration in U.S.

history. My "poorest millionaire" Condoleeza

Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising

trips by a U.S. President.

* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder

for receiving the most corporate campaign

donations.

* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and

one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided

over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in

U.S. History, Enron.

* My political party used Enron private jets and

corporate attorneys to assure my success with the

U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

* I have protected my friends at Enron and

Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the

Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent

investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-

offs in history.

* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in

U.S. history and refused to intervene when

corruption involving the oil industry was

revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline

prices in U.S. history.

* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted

criminals to be awarded government contracts.

* I appointed more convicted criminals to

administration than any President in U.S.

history.

* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security,

the largest bureaucracy in the history of the

United States government.

* I've broken more international treaties than any

President in U.S. history.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to

have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the

Human Rights Commission.

* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of

Law.

* I refused to allow inspector's access to

U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby

have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

* I am the first President in history to refuse

United Nations election inspectors (during the

2002 U.S. election).

* I set the record for fewest numbers of press

conferences of any President since the advent of

television.

* I set the all-time record for most days on

vacation in any one year period. After taking off

the entire month of August, I presided over the

worst security failure in U.S. history.

* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after

the World Trade Center attacks and less than a

year later made the U.S. the most hated country

in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in

world history.

* I have set the all-time record for most people

worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public

venues (15 million people), shattering the record

for protests against any person in the history of

mankind.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to

order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the

military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did

so against the will of the United Nations, the

majority of U.S. citizens, and the world

community.

* I have cut health care benefits for war

veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for

active duty troops and their families -- in

wartime.

* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about

our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed

the lies on our British friends.

* I am the first President in history to have a

majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as

the biggest threat to world peace and security.

* I am supporting development of a

nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster"; a WMD.

* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to

bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are

now in my father's library, sealed and

unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider

trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in

secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or

my Vice President, attended regarding public

energy policy are sealed in secrecy and

unavailable for public review.

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