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DogOnPorch

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  1. Jessica Simpson has huge...tracks of land.

  2. Clown Without Pity

    The segment opens on Bart's birthday at the Simpson house. Homer suddenly realizes that he forgot to buy Bart a present, so he rushes to the House of Evil, where he purchases a talking Krusty the Clown doll. The shopkeeper warns him that the doll is cursed but Homer dismisses his concerns. Homer returns to the party and gives Bart the doll. Grandpa starts exclaiming ...

  3. that the doll is evil, but admits that he is just doing it to get attention. Later, Homer is playing with the doll when it starts saying that it is going to kill him. He dismisses this until the doll produces a large knife. After numerous attempts on Homer’s life, he captures the evil Krusty doll, locks it in a suitcase, and drops it in a "Bottomless Pit". Returning home, Homer g...

  4. goes into the living room but is ambushed by the escaped doll. Marge finally sees the doll choking Homer (none of the family believed Homer before) and calls the "KrustyCo" toy company for help. A repairman arrives and discovers that the doll has been accidentally set to "Evil" mode. He flips the switch back to "Good" and the Krusty doll becomes friends with Homer.

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  5. Arrrrr....ahoy, matey.

  6. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

    ---Monty Burns

  7. Gardening, eh? Me too.

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