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DogOnPorch

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  1. Does anyone else feel like they need a new hobby?

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Twitter is a blast for a change. Lefty meltdowns all around and nobody is listening to their demands.

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  2. Mr. Trudeau enjoying the ladyboys

    in Thailand

    ;0

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      There are other cams on that channel...at times full of action.

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  3. Mr. Trudeau enjoying the ladyboys

    in Thailand

    ;0

  4. When I'm lyin' in my bed at night
    I don't wanna grow up
    Nothin' ever seems to turn out right
    I don't wanna grow up
    How do you move in a world of fog
    That's always changing things?
    Makes me wish that I could be a dog
    When I see the price that you pay
    I don't wanna grow up
    I don't ever wanna be that way
    I don't wanna grow up

  5. The Dofo:

    "Ontarians should wear a mask when they can."

    image.jpg

    "Right now, I cannot."

  6. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

  7. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Me thinks you take The Simpsons far too seriously.

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  8. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Out of context...sure.

      Marge told him he wouldn't live forever...this was the impetus for change.

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  9. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

  10. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

  11. You only live twice
    Or so it seems
    One life for yourself
    And one for your dreams

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      You only live once,
      Or so it seems.
      No life for yourself,
      And none for your dreams,
      You work every day,
      At a job so lame.
      And every night,
      The ending's the same!
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  12. David DePape...another Canadian born terrorist in the U.S. ?   Can't make this stuff up!

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/paul-pelosi-alleged-assailant-charges-1.6634705

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Hi....my name is David and I'll be your home invader this evening.

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  13. Biden Admin is causing a nation wide diesel shortage so they can declare Martial Law.

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      As a Canadian, everything you are is due to a truck or a train bringing it to your city.

  14. Mammaries, mama, mother.

    Mother, mama, mammaries.

    ;) 

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror
      Won't leave it alone
      The first time in my life
      I keep the lights on to ease my soul

      hammer-babes-1280x1001.jpg

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  15. History is philosophy teaching by examples.

    --- A Greek guy...maybe someone else. We don't know...

  16. History is philosophy teaching by examples.

    --- A Greek guy...maybe someone else. We don't know...

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Observing me, the young lady came over and asked me did I wish to buy anything. The
      tone of her voice was not encouraging; she seemed to have spoken to me out of a sense of
      duty. I looked humbly at the great jars that stood like eastern guards at either side of the
      dark entrance to the stall and murmured:

      `No, thank you.'

      The young lady changed the position of one of the vases and went back to the two young
      men. They began to talk of the same subject. Once or twice the young lady glanced at me
      over her shoulder.
      I lingered before her stall, though I knew my stay was useless, to make my interest in her
      wares seem the more real. Then I turned away slowly and walked down the middle of the
      bazaar. I allowed the two pennies to fall against the sixpence in my pocket. I heard a
      voice call from one end of the gallery that the light was out. The upper part of the hall
      was now completely dark.
      Gazing up into the darkness I saw myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and
      my eyes burned with anguish and anger.

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  17. Go BoJo

    :lol:

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      So rooooooooolllllll....another one.

      Ju's like the other one.

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  18. You people can wear a mask on your face all you want.

    Me?

    I’ma breath that shit right in,

    and I’ll be dancing on your graves

    singing hallelujah 

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      For a bug that came from a bat in a wet market, the University of Boston sure managed to build a better, deadlier version of Covid in rather short order...in a lab.

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