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In another land where the breeze and the
Trees and flowers were blue
I stood and held your hand.
And the grass grew high and the feathers floated by
I stood and held your hand.
And nobody else's hand will ever do
Nobody else will do...
Then I awoke
Was this some kind of joke?
Much to my surprise
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Thou hast committed —
Fornication: but that was in another country,
And besides, the wench is dead.
(The Jew of Malta)IAmong the smoke and fog of a December afternoonYou have the scene arrange itself — as it will seem to do—With "I have saved this afternoon for you";And four wax candles in the darkened room,Four rings of light upon the ceiling overhead,An atmosphere of Juliet's tombPrepared for all the things to be said, or left unsaid.We have been, let us say, to hear the latest PoleTransmit the Preludes, through his hair and finger-tips."So intimate, this Chopin, that I think his soulShould be resurrected only among friendsSome two or three, who will not touch the bloomThat is rubbed and questioned in the concert room."—And so the conversation slipsAmong velleities and carefully caught regretsThrough attenuated tones of violinsMingled with remote cornetsAnd begins. -
"Hello steady customer...Thank-you, come again...By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie!...Tonight I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99...."
---Apu
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"I don't support Iran's Mullahs. I just agree with what they say."
---Comment on CBC this morning.
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No surprise
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"IMPEACH 45 IMPEACH 45!!!!"
Shhhhh, Maxine. We don't control the Senate.
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Meanwhile...she continues to look like the mad woman from a Disney movie.
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Mad Maxine is in charge of finance, like putting a fox in the hen house
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"Irregularly crossing the border" much like robbing a bank is "irregularly making a withdrawal."
---Comment on National Post
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“If these writings of the Greeks agree with the book of Allah, they are redundant, useless and need not be preserved; if they disagree, they are pernicious, and ought to be destroyed.”
---Caliph Omar upon learning that a vast number of books from the Library of Alexandria still existed.
The books were then burnt to warm the saunas of Alexandria. A six month supply, apparently.
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“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern...Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”
---1984
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(Phone Ringing)
Mahn: "Hello?"
Pedro: "Hey, Mahn...listen very carefully, man. Don't answer the phone, man. You got that? Don't answer the phone even if it's me calling, man, don't answer it because I think the phone is bugged, man...okay? Okay? Hello???"
Mahn: "Hello???"
Pedro: "Hello."
Mahn: "Hello???"
Pedro: "Hey, what the Hell are you doi..."
Mahn: "Hello??? Pedro???? Is that you, man?"
Pedro: "No, man...it's uh...Freddie."
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I don't know why I get into gunfights. I guess sometimes I just get lonely.
---Dennis Hopper (Billy Clanton: Gunfight At The OK Corral)
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Let's fighting love...
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Protect my balls!
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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
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I am loath to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
---President Lincoln (March, 1861...before the US Civil War broke-out)
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Midnight with the stars and you
Midnight and a rendez-vous
Your eyes held a message tender
Saying "I surrender all my love to you"
Midnight brought us sweet romance
I know all my whole life through
I'll be remembering you
Whatever else I do
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Doctor Seuss is now racist hate propaganda. Adjust your thinking accordingly. Be sure to burn any copies you have...preferably in a bonfire.
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I recently seen a video of a "Latino" college student (self described) lecturing another student in a MAGA hat about the genocide of Natives in the Americas.
You just can't make this stuff up...
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Clearly, she's just a bitch!
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They've completely lost it, is there anything that isn't racist these days?
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Show a little extra friendship...the United Airlines way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4wIF32zROM
1975
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They could have sweetened the offer for another volunteer. There were over a hundred other people on that airplane, someone would have volunteered. It might have cost them another five hundred or a grand plus a hotel. Even if it cost them ten grand it would have been well worth it because now it is going to cost them millions, maybe tens of millions or more in lawsuits and lost business.
They should be ashamed of being such idiots.
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Argus you seem to have actually no clue of what actually happened on that flight. The flight was overbooked!!! And the passenger was randomly selected to voluntarily get off the flight...If they did that to me I would bloody make sure their a$$ gets sued for this, which is what is happening to United Airlines...Serves them damn right!
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PA System: Attention all personnel . Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning... And midnight has been canceled.