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Moonlight Graham

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  1. Queer Muslims exist and are mourning too. http://tinyurl.com/jjafbts

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    2. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      All homophobes can kiss my filthy bottom!

    3. -1=e^ipi

      -1=e^ipi

      Because that would be racist, Kimmy.

  2. Virtually all terrorists committing attacks are men. Don't let men into Canada.

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    2. cybercoma

      cybercoma

      In fact, men weren't allowed in alone with the recent refugees. Those with wives and children with them were given precedent.

    3. Boges

      Boges

      The San Bernadino shooter was helped by his wife, so there's that.

  3. Is MLW ad-supported? If so, I don't ever see them for whatever reason.

    1. Boges

      Boges

      I see ads on the splash page, which isn't moderated or updated anymore. It's ads based on the computer's cookies.

    2. GostHacked

      GostHacked

      Ad-block for the win.

  4. New York Times proclaims MLW status updates sidebar "the anus hole of the internet".

    1. waldo

      waldo

      the passage to MLW's inner-rectum... err, sanctum.

    2. overthere

      overthere

      Does that mean Warren Buffett is buying in bigtime?

  5. Maybe MLW needs one of those "safe spaces"? A place where posters are forced to debate with respect & courtesy to each other, with no trolling either. Wait, uh wasn't that MLW 10 years ago?

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      burn it to the ground...

    3. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Were conservatives on this site ever able to defend their positions without trolling people by changing the topic to the debater and saying they have HDS or BDS? They've always been like that.

    4. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      Conservatives aren't the only trolls on MLW.

  6. I have officially announced my candidacy for POTUS 2016 as an independant. Who will be my running mate? Hmmm...

    1. Big Guy

      Big Guy

      Try Rue, then you will have God on your side.

  7. "You give me a waterboard, 1 hour, & Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders" - Jesse Ventura

    1. Big Guy

      Big Guy

      I remember Jesse. I do not think he would need a waterboard.

    2. Shady

      Shady

      Give me a water board and an hour and I could have Moonlight Graham's PIN number.

  8. Both parents need to work & they pay to send baby to be raised by complete strangers during the most developmentally important years of their life so they can afford nice things that parents could mostly afford on 1 income 40 years ago (with less debt). #progress

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    2. Big Guy

      Big Guy

      Having children is not an directive, entitlement or a mandatory act. It is a decision based on your wants, needs and financial ability to parent children properly. That has never changed.

    3. overthere

      overthere

      Yes, but we need a new couch and two weeks in Hawaii.

    4. ?Impact

      ?Impact

      It is not the "nice" things that is a problem, it is the basic necessities like food and housing. The flat my parents rented for $60/month in the 60's is going for well over $1500/month today.

  9. Saudi Arabia has passed Russia as world’s 3rd biggest military spender. So: USA (one third of all spending), then China, then the Saudis, then Russia

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      The legacy of killing all the smart people... you're left with selfish dickheads.

      Russia reaps what it has sown...

    3. Argus

      Argus

      Saudis have less than a quarter mill serving military. Russia has three times more plus 2.5 mill reserves.

    4. Argus

      Argus

      China has even more but no one seems concerned that we're funding it by buying stuff from China.

  10. The steaks have been raised:

  11. Noam Chomsky has only donated to the 2 POTUS candidates worth a damn in my lifetime: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/noam-chomsky-bernie-sanders_us_56a25a6de4b0d8cc1099d089?section=politics

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    2. ReeferMadness

      ReeferMadness

      How much will a Mexican wall cost?

    3. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      How much will bailing out Wall Street again cost?

    4. On Guard for Thee

      On Guard for Thee

      I think the wall was gonna work out to about ten billion in 06 dollars when Bush was getting stupid.

  12. I officially announce my candidacy for the President of the United States.

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    2. dialamah

      dialamah

      Do you intend to impose Sharia law?

    3. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      Don't worry guys, I'm just going to make America great again. Probably by letting Canada annex it for a little while.

    4. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      wow... better policy announcement than any candidate yet!!

  13. It's slow around here around the holidays

  14. TGIF

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      I am not working again (much) until January!

      Yay!!

    3. dialamah

      dialamah

      Recently out of work due to world wide economic slowdown, in part due to low oil prices. Sucks to be unemployed; nice to sleep a little later every day.

  15. Best Bible verse of all-time: "If a man's testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      I don't want to visit your vasectomy doctor. Did he crush the testicles, remove the penis, or both?

    3. Accountability Now

      Accountability Now

      No...neither of those but the symbolism involved is pretty much the same. Lol

  16. Guns = a right. Healthcare = a privilege. #priorities

    1. socialist

      socialist

      Excellent cherry picking there, MG. Keep it up!

    2. Boges

      Boges

      For that to be a valid comparison, buying guns would be government funded.

  17. Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria...who's next?

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    2. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      They will not fool us with their no-border trickery! WE WILL DOMINATE THEM ALL

    3. On Guard for Thee

      On Guard for Thee

      The Brits in Whitehall had their heads so far up their own royal assholes they screwed a lot of the world up.

    4. Smallc

      Smallc

      Denmark...they need to give us back our island.

  18. "I swear by Almighty God who raised the heavens without pillars that neither the United States nor he who lives in the United States will enjoy security before we can see it as a reality in Palestine and before all the infidel armies leave the land of Mohammad." - Bin Laden, Oct. 2001

    1. Big Guy

      Big Guy

      If that intent would have died with Bin Laden then we would not be in the mess we are in now. He spoke for many others.

    2. Civis Romanus sum

      Civis Romanus sum

      Donald Trump spoke about the middle east this morning and he actually made more sense than any other politician I've heard.

  19. If Trudeu's wife puts her hand on her heart one more time I'm going to put my head through a window.

  20. I realized I actually don't have to go see Star Wars: The Force Awakens cuz they've already revealed all the characters, scenes, and other spoilers. I have all the actions figures too so I can just recreate the movie while taking my nightly bubble-baths.

    1. Boges

      Boges

      But you will see it.

    2. Boges

      Boges

      And that's BS because we don't know where Luke is.

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