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  1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres

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    2. Mighty AC
    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      I was just kidding, we know where she is, she's in prison.(I'm here all week)

    4. GostHacked

      GostHacked

      Someone been watching too much Dr. Katz

  2. I think this would be a great time to share a letter I got from Charlie Brown. He's concerned about the next visitation from the Great Pumpkin coming in October. Are you all behaving yourselves these days? Kiss a pumpkin!

    1. kimmy

      kimmy

      Linus believed in the Great Pumpkin. Charlie never believed.

    2. sharkman

      sharkman

      That's not what my letter says, and I'd be careful about ticking off the Great Pumpkin this close to Halloween.

  3. Sharkman can't believe fall is here already.

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    2. Argus

      Argus

      I'd like at least one more warm, sunny day by the pond. Is that too much to ask?

    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      Looks like I got a temporary reprieve from old man winter as the week ahead is sunny and clear!

    4. sharkman

      sharkman

      Yeah, but there's this squirrel jamming green walnuts into the turf around my yard! I gotta get down, muttering under my breath, to dig them out. He knows something is up.

  4. Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy... maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? Guy Fleegman: Plucky?

  5. A new study shows that cannabis use puts teens at risk of mental health problems and addiction as adults. So to keep it away from teens Trudeau says we should legalize it! Because that worked out so well with teens and liquor.

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      I have no rhetoric. Just pointing out your wn silliness

    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      Oh you don't, eh? Good to know.

    4. LonJowett

      LonJowett

      I'm not sure what the OP is getting at. Regulation has worked out very well with teens and liquor.

  6. If people are unable to protect their children from the dangers of bucky balls, then guns are also too great a danger for the public.

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    2. GostHacked

      GostHacked

      there have been multiple reports on kids swallowing a few of them. causing intestinal damage.

    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      These are not toys for toddlers who shove anything in their mouths. Some parents can't be trusted to look out for their kids with buckyballs or guns.

    4. GostHacked

      GostHacked

      well then I hope they confiscated the bucky balls too, being as dangerous as they are .. someone should make a thread about it

  7. Does it seem unusual that the Supremes have delivered 2 landmark rulings in 2 days? It has the feel of being managed.

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      Yes, they do manage their time...

    3. kimmy

      kimmy

      These rulings have been months in the making, sharkman. The cases were argued months back, and the rulings were due.

    4. sharkman

      sharkman

      Yes that is the point. Why release the rulings two days in a row? It just seems odd for two major landmark rulings.

  8. Daily weather update, more rain here in the lower Mainland

    1. BC_chick

      BC_chick

      Noway. It was sun. Then rain. Then sun again! Kind of thing you just have to share with the board.

  9. All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why. James Thurber

  10. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv. (happy Valentine's Eve everybody!)

    1. Mighty AC

      Mighty AC

      I just watched some of that movie the other day. Love it!

  11. Wondering how many American hostages died at the Algerian gas plant while Obama was busy being crowned.

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    2. sharkman

      sharkman

      BTW, three Americans died.

    3. msj

      msj

      We don't know what the administration is doing. For all you know, Obama could be selling arms to Iran on the hush-hush....

    4. Signals.Cpl

      Signals.Cpl

      shark man its nice and new saying he did nothing but you yourself don't know what he could have done, he was limited in his response unless you have a suggestion as to how he could have acted different... What else if not direct military action? Say a prayer?

  12. The hairs on your arm will stand up At the terror in each sip and in each sup Will you partake of that last offered cup Or disappear into the potter's ground? When the man comes around.

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout. We've been taking about Jackson ever since the fire went out.

    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,

      In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,

      But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,

      Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

  13. Is getting his Hobbit groove on, can I get a witness up in here?

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    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Seeing how much was left out of LOTR, one hopes 3 movies will get the Hobbit right.

    3. WIP

      WIP

      I wonder if Tolkien's allegories of deliberate environmental destruction will finally sink in with growth-at-all-costs rightwingers.

    4. sharkman

      sharkman

      Riiight, since the leftwingers are all so fired up about Tolkien's environmentalism circa 1937! I bet you can't enjoy a movie without seeing all kinds of right wing boogymen.

  14. And while we're on the subject of photos, Jack, just what were you posing as there on your hands and knees?

  15. Wow, I didn't know we could leave comments like this. I appreciate your comments time and time again, good to see someone who keeps dobbins feet to the fire.

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